haiku-robot:

fagatrons:

v1als:

I just had this hyper-realistic dream and like. I don’t even know what to make of this lmao 

I was sitting in this park, on a bench, looking up at the night sky and all the stars and stuff, and I blinked and suddenly the entire sky was different. I’m talking different constellations, the sky absolutely packed with billions more stars, some so close they’re massive. I’m like wtf and suddenly I realise there’s an old man sitting next to me, dressed in like 1940s clothing, also looking up at the sky.

before I can ask him if he’s you know, noticed, he speaks, without looking away from the sky.

“this is what the universe really looks like,” he tells me.

“oh,” I say. a pause. “…can you put it back?”

he smiles and nods. I look up. the sky has gone back to normal.

“what do I do with this information?” I ask, looking at him again.

he turns his head and, smiling, looks me dead in the face. "be careful.“

hey op im pretty sure you mightve just met god or something like that

hey op im pretty
sure you mightve just met god or
something like that



^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

ain’t this 990

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Anonymous: Finish the quote “Thick thighs....”


more-moe-more-problems:

should be wrapped around my head

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penfairy:
“ picsthatmakeyougohmm:
“hmmm
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penfairy:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

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98,702 notes5 years ago
superwomanlanalang:
“ jewishdragon:
“ jumpingjacktrash:
“ estrellafiore:
“ turretangel:
“ dduane:
“ rooks-and-ravens:
“ you-wish-you-had-this-url:
“ 221cbakerstreet:
“ charlotteiq:
“ jade-cooper:
“ sarah-belham:
“ “The Favorite” by Omar...

superwomanlanalang:

jewishdragon:

jumpingjacktrash:

estrellafiore:

turretangel:

dduane:

rooks-and-ravens:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

221cbakerstreet:

charlotteiq:

jade-cooper:

sarah-belham:

“The Favorite” by Omar Rayyan

Favorite what? Demon?!

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

18th century Lilo and Stitch

so i looked up some of this guys other stuff and I

uh

what the fuck

sexy parrot girls yeah ok

oh look the demon has little babies

HOLY WOW IT GOT EVEN BETTER.

…Goodness.

Dearie me, what is this that just popped up on my dash.

What is that orange dragon doing? Yoga or ballet? 😱

his best!

I went to his website and he has a photo of himself:

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I love??? so much???

The orange dragon thing is obviously having a spa day, damn.

We all deserve a little pampering.

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622,428 notes5 years ago

basalt-dnd:

basalt-dnd:

basalt-dnd:

basalt-dnd:

A few joking D&D achievements. 

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Forgot these two.

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More fake achievements.

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Yet more fake achievements.

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88,308 notes5 years ago
voca-lee:
“ klavierr:
“@nuclear-waffles
”
@gearholder
”

voca-lee:

klavierr:

@nuclear-waffles

@gearholder

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76,728 notes5 years ago

halharl-infigar:

siilasraayan:

durbikins:

jenny-penny-art:

whoever modeled/animated miku’s dance moves has my undying respect

SHE DID THAT ALL BY HERSELF. NO MOCAP. NO ANIMATORS. JUST MIKU!

It is a fucking computer program do not fucking personify them and say it is it’s own entity. There was most definitely some god fucking damn motion capture. There is an animator making sure things don’t fucking clip. Do not pull this shit.

I can’t believe miku learned this dance all on her own she’s getting too strong!!!!

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eyeburst:

Phantump & Yamask

Twitter / Patreon

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ninsegado91:
“ grimphantom2:
“ atomictiki:
“ DRAWVEMBER #7 Hekapoo + Maid Outfit
Oh MARCO… your portal needs cleaning ;-)
I. Freaking. Love. Hekapoo. So this was pure joy. I dedicate this one to @mrchasecomix and @shaxbutt the former for drawin’ the...

ninsegado91:

grimphantom2:

atomictiki:

DRAWVEMBER #7

Hekapoo + Maid Outfit

Oh MARCO… your portal needs cleaning ;-)

I. Freaking. Love. Hekapoo. So this was pure joy. I dedicate this one to @mrchasecomix and @shaxbutt the former for drawin’ the best Gems and the latter for giving me this dumb idea to do prompts in November

Sexy demon maid!

Yep

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