insanelyfriendlysquirrel: Hey you fucking


sadly no, not even life will

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3 notes5 years ago

(Source: youtube.com, via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)

44,519 notes5 years ago

insanelyfriendlysquirrel: Hey you fucking cactus


Please, fucking catus was my father, you can just call me fucking

7 notes5 years ago
overwatch-random-adventure:
“by: ???
”

overwatch-random-adventure:

by: ???

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

3,010 notes5 years ago
stability:
“Texas woman you’re doing amazing sweetie
”

stability:

Texas woman you’re doing amazing sweetie

(via maybeiwasserious)

96,037 notes5 years ago

Anonymous: The power of grass be upon ye on this day, my son.


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3 notes5 years ago
wormspeddler:
“I’m FUCKING livid
”

wormspeddler:

I’m FUCKING livid

(via jasminesworld)

7,598 notes5 years ago

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

coccineusrosso:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I’ve been a changed person since I found out that all of Santa’s reindeer are gals

they’re wHAT NOW

gals, theY’RE GALS

male reindeer shed their antlers at the end of mating season (early December), while females keep theirs during the winter

and what do Santa’s reindeer have?

ANTLERS

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I

(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)

189,338 notes5 years ago
garbage-empress:
“ clowncum:
“Prongles: Once You Pop… THAT’S GREAT!
”
These are part of a complicated ARG by Cards Against Humanity.
See: https://m.imgur.com/r/holidaybullshit/wdSIS
Apparently you were supposed to find these chips in the board games...

garbage-empress:

clowncum:

Prongles: Once You Pop… THAT’S GREAT!

These are part of a complicated ARG by Cards Against Humanity.

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See: https://m.imgur.com/r/holidaybullshit/wdSIS

Apparently you were supposed to find these chips in the board games section of Target and buy them to get a URL. Somehow this is way weirder to me than if they were just knock off Pringles.

Salt and potato.

(via meat-monster-deactivated2018010)

85,588 notes5 years ago
theshyreader:
“ DON’T SCROLL PASS! FOUND THIS ON GOOGLE+ AND I FEEL LIKE IT IS IMPORTANT!
Edit: This post almost has 500 notes! The more people who sees this, the more help the Internet receives!”

theshyreader:

DON’T SCROLL PASS! FOUND THIS ON GOOGLE+ AND I FEEL LIKE IT IS IMPORTANT!

Edit: This post almost has 500 notes! The more people who sees this, the more help the Internet receives!

(via flipywaterboy)

131,200 notes5 years ago