enecoo:

Callout to my wife

1. is not there to kiss me on the cheek cause we’re an ocean apart, so I’m going to fight the entire Atlantic ocean
   

This sounds like…

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To this day, my crowning achievement remains as the time I referred to nipples as “Dual-wielding Chest Clits” in a round of Quiplash.

nonon-jakuzure:

nonon-jakuzure:

michuno:

nonon-jakuzure:

distructivenick:

nonon-jakuzure:

Yellow Gatorade > Blue Gatorade 

End of fucking discussion 

what about orange gatorade?

You leave him out of this. There’s been enough bloodshed

Orange gatorade>blue gatorade>red gatorade>>>>>>>>>> yellow gatorade (aka shitty lemonade)

Hey how about you eat   a whole ass 

A entire ass, whole

(Source: pukicho, via karosiv-the-aura-rose)

seven deadly overwatch sins

bobavader:

bobavader:

1. defense tracer
   
2. no healers 
3. symmetra/torb/bastion defense combo
4. attack torb
5. no tanks 
6. playing reaper 
7. defense genji 

8th circle

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starbeann:

god they’re cute. png

(Source: hdowave, via flipywaterboy)