kaijuno:

kaijuno:

GLOCK ness monster

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74,484 notes3 years ago

cumaeansibyl:

decayingmutt:

angelwormwood:

angelwormwood:

angelwormwood:

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look i don’t know how reliable a source of information this website is but the idea that you can easily get rid of vampires in your home just by telling them they’re not welcome anymore is extremely funny to me

if a vampire came into my house and tried to drain my blood. well i would simply say no thank you.

unless the vampire is hot of course, in which case feel free to make yourself at home

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I remember asking about this question once and someone told me that in True Blood if you rescind an invitation the vampire is “forcibly removed” from your house (or words to that effect)

and I have to admit I expected something much more violent than this, but somehow that would’ve been less dramatic? like if he was flung backward through the door it would’ve looked pretty cool but the DRAMA here is 10 times as fucking ridiculous

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5,263 notes3 years ago

communistwarcriminal:

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28,772 notes3 years ago
fledgling-witch:
“ homosexuallyisolated:
“me, a reasonably depressed edo period pilgrim: just do it. fuck me up
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“I hope you’re all ready for mouth-watering sweet potatoes!”
“I thought we were going to be killed?”
“Oh no, I said marugoroshi! That’s...

fledgling-witch:

homosexuallyisolated:

me, a reasonably depressed edo period pilgrim: just do it. fuck me up

“I hope you’re all ready for mouth-watering sweet potatoes!”

“I thought we were going to be killed?”

“Oh no, I said marugoroshi! That’s what I call steamed yams!”

“You call steamed yams marugoroshi?”

“Yes! It’s a, uh, regional dialect.”

“Uh huh. What region?”

“Uhhhhh Sanuki-no-kuni.”

“Really. Well, I’m from Takamatsu and I’ve never heard of anyone call these marugoroshi.”

“Oh, not in Takamatsu, no, it’s a Marugame expression.”

“I see.”

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4,651 notes3 years ago

nightdimension:

vibe check

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6,317 notes3 years ago

moringmark:

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Trust Fall

7,266 notes3 years ago

lizthecrab:

lizthecrab:

Hormone replacement therapy but I take pure adrenaline

The two genders: fight or flight

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60,561 notes3 years ago

the-marxist-mash:

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou:

newurl69:

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou:

any Catholics online ? I got some questions.

Yeah I’m catholic whatsup

how do i reach heaven through violence

Its called a crusade and you need to get the Pope’s permission first

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