kaijuno:

kaijuno:

GLOCK ness monster

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cumaeansibyl:

decayingmutt:

angelwormwood:

angelwormwood:

angelwormwood:

look i don’t know how reliable a source of information this website is but the idea that you can easily get rid of vampires in your home just by telling them they’re not welcome anymore is extremely funny to me

if a vampire came into my house and tried to drain my blood. well i would simply say no thank you.

unless the vampire is hot of course, in which case feel free to make yourself at home

I remember asking about this question once and someone told me that in True Blood if you rescind an invitation the vampire is “forcibly removed” from your house (or words to that effect)

and I have to admit I expected something much more violent than this, but somehow that would’ve been less dramatic? like if he was flung backward through the door it would’ve looked pretty cool but the DRAMA here is 10 times as fucking ridiculous

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communistwarcriminal:

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nightdimension:

vibe check

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moringmark:

Trust Fall

lizthecrab:

lizthecrab:

Hormone replacement therapy but I take pure adrenaline

The two genders: fight or flight

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the-marxist-mash:

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou:

newurl69:

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou:

any Catholics online ? I got some questions.

Yeah I’m catholic whatsup

how do i reach heaven through violence

Its called a crusade and you need to get the Pope’s permission first

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