Ummmm why the fuck is hatsune miku’s music on madden 18????
@karkatium I WASNT JOKING!!

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Our DM Giving Me a Demonstration on How Things Work
DM: so you’re in a forest & you roll a perception check of like 10. You see some trees, three monsters of some kind, & like a bunny or something. What do you-
Me: pet the bunny!
DM: no.
Me: aw
DM: you die. Because you ignored the monsters TO PET THE BUNNY
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i hate to break this to you all but jade harley is absolutely a minecraft youtuber
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I was rearranging my plants and my aloe got stabbed by one of my other cactus.
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treachery
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Brazilian Illustrator, Butcher Billy, re-imagines famous love songs as creepy book covers
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just a rough animation test of Pivot’s arm transformation
So is her body defying the laws of physics? Where the heck is she storing all that hardware?
Unless that’s why she’s got such a nice ass? Is she literally “bootying up” her weapons?
As it’s stated in the comic a chunk of the mechanical parts are ‘hard light projection’
aka it’s fantasy science bullshit because being overly anal about that kind of stuff is stupidly restrictive with writing.
Hammerspace is a theoretical jimjob-dunkery proposed by Dr. Satchell circa 20XX that blah blah the powahmajigga to do cool pocket-keeping stuff.
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It kinda blew my mind to learn today that “thou” was actually an informal form, and “you/ye” was the fancy one
Now whenever I see “thou” I read it in a tone kinda like “y’all” in tumblr posts and like… 1600s bible verses were supposed to be perfectly frank, not stilted. this changes everything………..
“Listen, then, if y'all have ears!” - Jesus, maybe
Thou’d’ve
THAINT
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