thathomestar:

krogan-age:

thathomestar:

imagine if you were a CIA agent infiltrating an enemy country and you encountered a man who shots bees at you while doing cartwheels

Is this the plot to the next James Bond movie, or is this a Bloodborne boss i don’t know about?

(via owny-chan)

zarekthelordofthefries:

legarcon:

zarekthelordofthefries:

questions-within-questions:

zarekthelordofthefries:

lishadra:

varkarrus:

thecouchwitch:

kitfisto:

sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch

Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.

mr krabs would’ve voted trump

Mr Krabs absolutely would’ve voted trump.

Mr. Krabs would not have voted for Trump because Mr. Krabs earned most of his money through hard work (and being a cheapskate and get rich quick schemes but those still require some effort on his part) whereas Trump inherited most of his wealth and thinks a million dollars is a small loan, Mr. Krabs would consider him an insult to richness for which he could not stand.

Plankton would’ve voted Trump.

You think he needs competition taking over the world? Face it folks. No one on Spongebob would vote for Trump. None of them. Face it.

Bubble Bass

Shit. Dammit. Goddammit. Shit. God. Dammit. Fuck.

(Source: c3po, via insanelyfriendlybear)

scotchtapeofficial:

jerryterry:

scotchtapeofficial:

hey im at work right now fixing trains, otherwise id do one of them jealous girlfriend memes like

Girlfriend: a comfortable and succesful job in the rail industry for the rest of my life

Man: JerryTerry

Other woman: my discord friends that are literally children

I like how that discord has a yellow drops emoji for a situation such as this.

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

saltmaven:

HEY FLORIDA.

The governor just stated if you can’t get out of any mandatory evacuation, whether for fuel or any reason at all, call 1-800-955-5504, right now! The’ll help if you don’t have money, if you have pets, etc. They want you to call NOW because there is time to help you.

(I guess signal boosting this is an upside to being subjected to the weather channel while living utterly landlocked.)

(via kittytish101)

lady-caffeine:

closet-keys:

lady-caffeine:

closet-keys:

that feeling when you see someone wearing a jacket with a shit-ton of patches and you need to get closer so you can tell what type of punk they are

counterpoint: girl scouts

Are you trying to tell me that girl scouts aren’t a type of punk?

SHIT fuck you’re absolutely right

(via inuleeli)