jaimelannistre:

His name is Simple Rick, but he’s no dummy. He realized long ago that the greatest thing he’d ever create was his daughter.

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6,020 notes1 year ago

owny-chan:

do yall just eat your limes, lemons, and oranges just as

you slice limes and squeeze the juice out onto food for flavor, no one actually eats a lime

(Source: no-chill-at-all, via owny-chan)

76,356 notes1 year ago

sodomymcscurvylegs:

tachyon-at-rest:

piratebay-premium:

blood-and-pastry:

in-adjective-carcosa:

orasgiveaways:

the-future-now:

That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

Follow @the-future-now

This is really important and let me tell you why.

My mom has an iPhone 6 Plus and hasn’t even had it for a year when one day it suddenly died and would not charge. So she took it to an authorized Apple repair place and they charged her $50 for a diagnostic only to tell her that she would have to buy a brand new phone.

So she decided to go to the AT&T store to talk to our usual guy that upgrades our phones and handles any problems for us. She tells him what’s wrong and he takes her phone to the back only to come out two minutes later, puts her phone on charge and it comes back to life. 

She asks him what was wrong with it that he managed to somehow fix when the people at the “authorized apple repair place” couldn’t. And you know what he told her?

“There was just a bit of fuzz in the charging port.”

I FUCKING KNEW IT. Listen, I have a MacBook from college. The charger has died twice, and I had to get a new one. This happened for two years in a row around the same time each year.
I’m fucking convinced that their hardware is rigged to “expire” in order to force people to keep buying their shit.

Wait, people are just now learning that Apple has some of the shadiest business practices?

You know this isn’t really just apple, company’s do this all the time, everything is rigged to expire and all they want is your money.

Ohhh no no no, this IS JUST Apple. 

All companies want you to buy their new products. None have gone to the lengths that Apple Inc. has gone to make end user repairs as impossible as is legally viable. I have been repairing electronics and computer systems privately, commercially and active duty in the US military for about 30 years. 

Apple puts extra effort into special hardware requiring proprietary tools that are only legally produced by their licensed manufacturer and can only be purchased through licensed repair shops if at all. 

Companies like iFixit can only exist as profit making companies because they are able to make workaround tools and kits that are still profitable but less of a blatant ripoff than Apple. 

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Apple has been doing this forever. The way Apple treats consumers is abysmal, and people still eat their products up.

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401,163 notes1 year ago
chefpyro:
“ silver-tongues-blog:
“ adurot:
“ thenegaverse:
“ boopednose:
“ commandtower-solring-go:
“ adurot:
“This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.
”
S T O P
”
@cautiouskitty ”
shout out to science side...

chefpyro:

silver-tongues-blog:

adurot:

thenegaverse:

boopednose:

commandtower-solring-go:

adurot:

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

S T O P

@cautiouskitty

shout out to science side of tumblr who graciously employed one of their illustrators to demonstrate this phenomenon

I kind of hate that I posted it. I don’t even remember where I saw the gif first, but it going viral has caused my notifications tab to be busted ever since.

whenever that kind of thing happens, i usually blame tom

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hey bitches

(via timurmurtazin)

335,735 notes1 year ago

magnolia-noire:

tilthat:

TIL the Dung Beetle is the only known insect that uses the Milky Way as a reference to move in a straight line despite not being able to see individual stars. Scientists initially thought they were using the moon, however they still moved in a straight line on moonless nights.

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I fucking hate space, I hate the universe, I hate science and I hate when shit like this happens. how in the fuck does a wholr species of fucking insects know to look up at the sky at all let alone actually follow the direction of a whole fucking galaxy. why the shit was I even born. why do I exist. this pisses me the fuck off. I wish I was dead

(via timurmurtazin)

103,269 notes1 year ago

chefpyro:

diheo kojami

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102 notes1 year ago

minibuddy:

Bless baby Kacchan👶🍼

(Twitter)

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37,450 notes1 year ago

mahaliciously:

This is the best comic I’ve seen in months, I won’t allow any protests

(Source: yaoi-blcd, via maybeiwasserious)

210,137 notes1 year ago

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: we’re about to start a new campaign and our barbarian was looking at the map
Barbarian: The Plains of Meh?
Dm: Naming things is hard
Barbarian: You could’ve called it The Plains of P-L-A–
Dm: You know what? Give me the map I’m renaming it “The Plains of Suck my Ass”

(via kalianos)

801 notes1 year ago
littleroundpumpkin:
“Todoroki’s inner monologue to commemorate the newest episode!! I don’t really have the time to be making this but I did it anyway. I’m sure that battle was emotionally exhausting for him as well.
”

littleroundpumpkin:

Todoroki’s inner monologue to commemorate the newest episode!! I don’t really have the time to be making this but I did it anyway. I’m sure that battle was emotionally exhausting for him as well.

(via ladyfubuki)

6,426 notes1 year ago