Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
‘nd IIIIII WOULD WALK FIVE [wheeze] DRED [wheeze] S’AND IIIIII WOULD WALK FIVE. RED [wheeze] JUST TA [wheeze] THE [increasingly out-of-breath wheezing] wHO [wheeze] ARE [wheeze] ZEND [wheeze] TU [wheeze] DOWN [wheeze] CHU doo-oo-orrrrrr
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the real four dnd archetypes
1) beautifully constructed, thoughtfully named, you’ve had this character for five years, and it is only now that you have a medium to express them through. twenty pages of backstory and lore, you probably lovingly crafted a costume or a token to fully bring them to life.
2) it’s you, but you’re now a warlock or a paladin or some shit.
3) Its Joke (ex. Boo Boo the Chaotic Good Barbarian, Dio Brando but as a dryad, etc.)
4) Real Ass People (ex. Hatsune Miku, Barack Obama, Hulk Hogan, etc.)
hatsune miku real
5) characters sole existence is to drive dm crazy and break the game (pun pun)
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I want my husband to have this accent
alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient
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Len has a hard time not smiling with Miku around!
Made this as a little gift for Hikusa and forgot to repost this over here so have some Mikulens!
you know when you’re rubbing your eye and hit the g spot n it makes you go blind for a couple seconds
yeah if I don’t rub my eye I cant cum
Stopppppp
I am so sick of you two
I’ll make this quick:.
Doomybot don’t do it!!! They’re just kids!!
it;s for the best
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