chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

It’s interesting to me when someone dies and their Wikipedia page almost immediately becomes past tense. Who does that? Is that someone’s job? Is it the grim reaper?

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I walk into the bank with an open laptop and tell them to give me all the money in the vault, or else I edit Bill Murray’s Wikipedia page. 12 SWAT guys come in and shoot me in the nuts when I ask the teller what the WiFi password is

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sHIT

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98,921 notes5 years ago
datarep:
“Name for Hamburger by U.S County
”

datarep:

Name for Hamburger by U.S County

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68,295 notes5 years ago

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771 notes5 years ago

celticpyro:

raphaeliscoolbutrude:

writing-prompt-s:

“In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the ‘Good’ side?”

Because being mean makes me feel bad.

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438,216 notes5 years ago
micdropbyjimin:
“zodiacs: incel/chad | edgy/softboy edition
”

micdropbyjimin:

zodiacs: incel/chad | edgy/softboy edition

(via perelka-l)

6,628 notes5 years ago

shaky-pen:

y’all i’m crying

8,433 notes5 years ago

Anonymous: As long as Greta doesn't keep Kip and Pris from getting to the fireworks factory she's a-ok


hernyart:

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Ooh. Greta is one outrageous dude!

312 notes5 years ago

JOY TO THE WORLD, CAMP CAMP IS HERE!!

3 notes5 years ago

ask-oncies-jizz:

pipistrellus:

Hey you know that really disturbing thing where you yawn and your salivary gland shoots a concentrated spray of saliva out of one of its horrid nozzles like you’re a venom spitting snake for some godawful reason

this is the most distressing post ive ever read because not only have i never once seen or even heard of this but there are dozens of people in the notes reaffirming it with shit like “yeah i do that all the time” “i had a friend who could do this on command” what the real, genuine fucking fuck

(via timurmurtazin)

158,421 notes5 years ago

queens-bees:

theemotionmachine:

A young artist exhibits his work for the first time…

…and a well known art critic is in attendance.

The critic says to the young artist, “would you like my opinion of your work?”

“Yes,” says the artist.

“It’s worthless,” says the critic.

The artist replies, “I know, but tell me anyway.”

fuken savage

(via lecter108)

111,564 notes5 years ago