Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
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Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.
Are you okay???
My cat stole my fuckign garlic bread
(Source: mintycult, via timurmurtazin)
☆ School Idol ♡ Jenny Wakeman XJ-9 ☆ スクールアイドル♡ジェニー・ウェイクマン・XJ-9☆
(via narplebutts)
The best part about not having a gender is that every sort of attraction I feel is gay
after all, ‘gay’ is just a fashionable aesthetic, it doesn’t really mean anything :)
You claim to have no gender
Most people do
Thus, your genders are different
99% of your attraction is actually heterosexualThat's… actually a really reasonable way of putting it.
(Source: maggierhee2, via perelka-l)
It’s not just Mexico City, Cuernavaca, Morelos, Oaxaca and Chiapas need help too. My country is hurt and bleeding but hasn’t given up. Thank you all for your words. Thank you to all the people and dogs that have been helping everyone.
(via ladyfubuki)
fencing coach: how are your legs feeling after that workout?
me: sore
fencing coach: [[suddenly in a Russian accent]] Good. Make your thighs big as mother Russia. You know what they say about women with big thighs, yes?
me: [[also in a Russian accent]] Can crush head between legs like watermelon.
fencing coach:
fencing coach: [[still in a Russian accent]] You and I…we have very different fantasies
(via timurmurtazin)