Technically the dragon can polymorph
how is the year 2018 even real? how are the SCPs numbered higher than 3000 even real? all of it sounds fake. it all sounds like sci-fi bullshit. the world got fake a while ago and this is a dream
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Disney/Pixar Dog Breeds(Note- the characters shown are examples, and this is not inclusive; I know who isn’t here)
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This is getting OUT OF HAND. (And I love it.)
It’s the soft, “motherfucker,” that just destroys me every time.
i sincerely want to work at this summer camp, jesus christ
is it just west coasters who try to summon demons at summer camp, or is it because i kept getting stuck at bible camps that nobody ever did this shitNOOOOOO. I worked at a camp and we were divided into patrols of like six people for time off right? Well, one night I was hanging out in the staff cottage, which is on the edge of this lake and in the woods. I was doing my thing watching Tangled, no clue what the others were up to and BAM. These mother fuckers bring in. An. Effing. Ouija Board.
Six teenage girls. In a cabin. In the pitch dark woods. In the middle of true nowhere.
I was out of there so fucking fast.
My campers attempted to sacrifice me to various demons a few times. They also worshipped a zucchini. Another counselor started a cult of Cthulhu last year. Hailing me as a demon god became a camp-wide meme.
Summer camp brings out the weirdest from people.
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