tammycat:

thecanadianpyro:

tammycat:

*stomps on a horse, killing it*

*the hundreds of baby horses on its back immediately swarm and start climbing up my legs, biting me viciously*

“Tammy startled the horde”

(via timurmurtazin)

voidbat:

kasaron:

safetybunny:

critical-perspective:

copperbadge:

the-real-seebs:

gremlinblender:

rudebiboy:

d&d setting where all the elves use too many apostrophes because they talk with a southern accent, featuring the magical sword y’all’d’ve

@the-real-seebs

demon: WHO WOULD HAVE DARED STAND AGAINST ME?

elf: I’d’ve.

demon: Wait is that your name or are you just saying you would have?

elf: fuck.

elf: you.

elf: We come from the land of yer mom’n’em. 

Man ‘at ol’ dang ol’ Uruk-Hai man takin’em dang’ol hobbits up yunder t’Isengard tell ya what man.

@cryosession

FUCKING HERE FOR IT

(via eric-coldfire)