soon enough i’ll forget the actual plot of le mis and all i’ll be able to remember is “youre a dangerous nun. yes 666.” “my name is jaj valjeaj” “and im jajvert”
i’ve seen a lot of really messed up images in my time on the internet, weird fetish shit, even a few IRL gore images but nothing. NOTHING evokes such a deep seated, gut wrenching fear in me like this image of the fucking water slide from Action Park with the loop in it
My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.
It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.
My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.
Just a reminder that field agents can’t blaze it at 4:20 because 4:20 is 1620 for them. They gotta do it at 4:20 AM, or 0420, which is still the weed number even in 24-hour format. New team members get woken up at 0418 by their MTF commanders on the first offsite overnight mission like “wake up, it’s time” and they shoot upright with their rifle at the ready like “what’s going on where’s the target” but naw bitch put your gun down the target is this blunt
Special Containment Procedures: The blunt shall be ignited with a flame that has a spherical radius of no more than 0.5cm. When ignition commences, the resulting combustion byproducts shall be inhaled into the lungs of MTF βλ-420 (”Blaze It”) and contained there for as long as possible.
