simon-newman:

wombat-annihilator-deactivated2:

Ok that’s a good one. Probably the best I saw so far.

(via kitana-coldfire)

dailyhatsune:

i-am-a-fish:

I was hanging out with a bunch of my christian friends the other day and I brought up Hatsune Miku (as one does) and I found out that none of them, not a SINGLE one of them had heard of her before. It was like thinking you’re safe one minute but being surrounded by hostiles the next. What I want to know is how on earth could these people claim to love God, and devote their lives to God, but not even know her name

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

deathcomes4u:

wecanthavethat:

awaiting-my-escape:

alistairapologist:

rizaoftheowls:

dankmemeuniversity:

Yes. Can I identify the snail? Because I will find the snail, pick it up with tongs and gloves, put it in a box, get on a boat, and drop it into the Pacific Ocean. It may not die, but if it gets back to me from there, it sure as hell deserves its reward.

the text says the snail’s goal is to find you, not touch/kill you. can you just, like. put the snail in a nice terrarium and enjoy life with an immortal pet snail and $10 million?

Put the snail in a hamster ball

Snorn snenemies to snriends (snail sworn enemies to snail friends).

Nice to see people still take old Rooster Teeth content and try to repackage it in places they think people don’t watch Rooster Teeth lol.

(via silver-tongues-blog)

hidrellez:

doomy:

doomy:

ok google why do cats smell good

h e. was getting his teefh cleanned…

Google says its because we all have brain worms

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