nikkimariesworld:

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain

(Source: drifterssidechick, via sakimcgee)

thatsthat24:

Those Confusing Adjustors 🔗

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tredlocity:

tredlocity:

i hate that some sites sell our personal data to corporations. we should cut the middleman and sell them OURSELVES.

“Hello, Amazon? Hi, I like garlic bread and Spongebob. That’ll be $20.”

(via newnamed)