diorslut:

pretty privilege is pulling off a low ponytail

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serduszko:

do people who arent from warsaw really not know that we have a 3 metres tall statue hatsune goddamn fuckinh miku in the entrance hall of one of the national museums

i mean

A tall gal, you say . _.

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pochowek:

walt disney is a coward for inventing the underground system of tunnels for employees below disneyland because he saw a cowboy run through a futuristic set to get to his theme ride. a real creative type would’ve invented overwatch right there and then

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bonehandledknife:

spirit-of-science:

perkwunos:

Dwarves shit huge and pee little… elves pee large and shit barely at all

Dwarves work in mines, their kidneys are in overdrive clearing all of the toxins and heavy metals they come into contact with. Their diet is mostly high efficiency foods, such as meat and fat and mushrooms. They probably don’t get a lot of plant matter in their diets.

Meanwhile elves’ diet is almost 100% plant matter (and all of the fiber that comes along with that) and their lifestyle is obsessed with fresh air, clean water, and a pure environment.

Face the facts: dwarves pee huge and shit little, and elves shit large and pee barely at all

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unwieldedshield:

I’d like to point something out

Observe:

So in conclusion the shy, purple haired girls that aren’t 100% mentally and/or emotionally stable result in best girl

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