momfricker:

thick thighs in thighhighs……..thighs………..

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346,635 notes1 year ago

Anonymous: sally how do i get a girlfriend


enecoo:

Well… Gentlemen

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  • Women love hats, remember to always wear a fedora everywhere- it’s very mature, and shows signs of interests. They simply cannot friendzone you that way.
  • Talk about how important Men’s Rights are and explain why we need the Patriarchy. 
  • Never date a feminist
  • If they are religious, dump them immediately- Religions are the source of evil, and they will never experience true euphoria and the full power of science
  • Talk to them about your obsession for particular shows and try to convince them into it, if they don’t, then they’re just h8ers, lol xD
  • Offer them Dorites
  • If they friendzone you, it’s okay, you’re way too attractive for them anyways

Good luck, gentlemen

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392 notes1 year ago

Anonymous: Do you like slime?


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15,708 notes1 year ago

ser-fredrick:

ari-6:

Poor Yang… Too much of one kind of love, not enough of the other…

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6,268 notes1 year ago

autonomicalowlpigeons:

the-dragon-becomes-me:

handsomezack:

off camera someone’s holding a gun to him asking what sonic character that is

that’s the only way someone could be as anxious as this man

the facial expression shift right after he says “tails” is in reaction to the gun wielder frowning, shaking their head, & raising the weapon to aim at his face

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58,544 notes1 year ago

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

idrils:

dm: roll athletics

all the squishies, in chorus: c a n  i  r o l l  a c r o b a t i c s  i n s t e a d

DM: roll acrobatics

my tank, who has not a graceful bone in her thick beefy body: c a n i r o l l a t h l e t i c s i n s t e a d

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18,813 notes1 year ago

timurmurtazin:

n7brendan:

hope everyone’s havin’ a wonderful week

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Reddit Post: https://www.reddit.com/r/RWBY/comments/78g6w4/rwby_character_status_chart_volume_5_chapter_2/

@weebladonna

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1,486 notes1 year ago

Anonymous: lmao how can you post so much about (rightfully) hating animal abuse while fsr you're totally okay with some kid killing a whale just because it's part of his tradition?


despazito:

get back to me when you can afford to buy your groceries in the arctic circle

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