Women love hats, remember to always wear a fedora everywhere- it’s very mature, and shows signs of interests. They simply cannot friendzone you that way.
Talk about how important Men’s Rights are and explain why we need the Patriarchy.
Never date a feminist
If they are religious, dump them immediately- Religions are the source of evil, and they will never experience true euphoria and the full power of science
Talk to them about your obsession for particular shows and try to convince them into it, if they don’t, then they’re just h8ers, lol xD
Offer them Dorites
If they friendzone you, it’s okay, you’re way too attractive for them anyways
off camera someone’s holding a gun to him asking what sonic character that is
that’s the only way someone could be as anxious as this man
the facial expression shift right after he says “tails” is in reaction to the gun wielder frowning, shaking their head, & raising the weapon to aim at his face
Anonymous: lmao how can you post so much about (rightfully) hating animal abuse while fsr you're totally okay with some kid killing a whale just because it's part of his tradition?
Anonymous: sally how do i get a girlfriend
