cmder:

invisiblehorseinyourapartment:

cmder:

cmder:

I can’t believe my roommate brought an actual real life horse into our apartment…

This is a lie I made this up for notes

think again

(via funfetti-cakke)

prokopetz:

seelcudoom:

cryptid-quartz:

Toucans are pretty weird, right?

I mean look at them, they’re all fucking beak.

But they get weirder.

Have you ever seen a toucan skull?

I MEAN LOOK AT THIS THING THEIR BEAK IS TALLER THAN THEIR ENTIRE FUCKING SKULL

@thestalkerbunny toucan lich

It gets worse:

Without the added volume of feathers, a toucan’s beak is the size of the whole rest of its body put together. They are literally and without exaggeration 50% beak by volume.

(via silver-tongues-blog)