freakinasheet:

New reaction image for obvious bait posts

(via djnightmar3)

lovesjustachemical:

mamoru:

turbro:

mamoru:

I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.

the window

what? you going to critique my dreams? my subconscious creations, that I did by accident, while asleep? the chemicals in my brain? are you going to use your foul eyes and dissect all of the plotholes in my dreams? you going to critique the weather? harass the clouds? make fun of thunder for being off key? remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes

That response is fucking Shakespearean.

(via owny-chan)

My boyfriend, as I am helping him make his first character for his first DND game ever.

yourplayersaidwhat:

“Ok, so I know what orcs and elves are, but what’s a ling?”

“Come again?”

“The racial options. You’ve got half-orcs, half-elves, and halfl-oh like Hobbits, I’m a moron.”

“I love you, dear.”

“You shut up.”

(via kalianos)

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

i have 15 years’ worth of outstanding library fines in three separate cities and it’s my hope that eventually a bounty hunter librarian will come to collect and we’ll get in a bar fight and fall in love

I also can’t rent movies in two different towns so there’s that.

I’m newly terrified by the implication that librarians aren’t people and I’ve misjudged what exactly I’m up against

(via silver-tongues-blog)