blairbitchcraft:
“put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado
”

blairbitchcraft:

put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado

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471,936 notes5 years ago

freakinasheet:

New reaction image for obvious bait posts

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4,363 notes5 years ago

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276 notes5 years ago

lovesjustachemical:

mamoru:

turbro:

mamoru:

I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.

the window

what? you going to critique my dreams? my subconscious creations, that I did by accident, while asleep? the chemicals in my brain? are you going to use your foul eyes and dissect all of the plotholes in my dreams? you going to critique the weather? harass the clouds? make fun of thunder for being off key? remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes

That response is fucking Shakespearean.

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483,837 notes5 years ago

My boyfriend, as I am helping him make his first character for his first DND game ever.

yourplayersaidwhat:

“Ok, so I know what orcs and elves are, but what’s a ling?”

“Come again?”

“The racial options. You’ve got half-orcs, half-elves, and halfl-oh like Hobbits, I’m a moron.”

“I love you, dear.”

“You shut up.”

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6,350 notes5 years ago
sudord:
“  あけましておめでとうございます
冬コミの新刊をメロンブックスさんで委託販売中です。https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=321263 
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最近バーチャルyoutuberにハマってます、今年も宜しくおねがいします
”

sudord:

あけましておめでとうございます

冬コミの新刊をメロンブックスさんで委託販売中です。https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=321263 

手に入れ損ねた方はこちらをご利用ください

最近バーチャルyoutuberにハマってます、今年も宜しくおねがいします

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562 notes5 years ago
lawfulgoodness:
“ crobatics:
“Discuss
”
Well I’m just primarily angry that you beat me to it.
”

lawfulgoodness:

crobatics:

Discuss

Well I’m just primarily angry that you beat me to it.

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3,496 notes5 years ago
indiefoxtail:
“A good morning kitty Miku for your morning~ My own take on this image: {x}
”

indiefoxtail:

A good morning kitty Miku for your morning~ My own take on this image: {x}

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700 notes5 years ago

brassgears615: This town ain't big enough for two gears.


shit man you’re right,

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2 notes5 years ago

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

i have 15 years’ worth of outstanding library fines in three separate cities and it’s my hope that eventually a bounty hunter librarian will come to collect and we’ll get in a bar fight and fall in love

I also can’t rent movies in two different towns so there’s that.

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I’m newly terrified by the implication that librarians aren’t people and I’ve misjudged what exactly I’m up against

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191,833 notes5 years ago