Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
I swear I laugh every time I read the flavor text for Power Word Kill in Pathfinder
(Source: thehomebrood, via not-the-conversation-starter)
glorfy-the-bright-haired-ellon:
let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them
everyone knows that the real way to show someone you love them is to find them a really cool rock. not a diamond. just a neat rock that you think they will enjoy
Not a rock THE ARKENSTONE
Why just one rock
Why not three
Why not the silmarils#i’m pretty sure there’s an entire book on the topic ‘why not silmarils’ (x)
And one on why not the arkenstone
You’re right. Just get them a ring.
do not get them a ring
Can’t not reblog this again
(via timurmurtazin)
Anonymous: are you gonna get usum now that it has been leaked?
Heck no! I don’t pirate games and I respect Nintendo too much so I’m gonna give them my money for it
It’s been one year people.
Anonymous: If you could grow an extra body part, what would it be and why?
Probably a heart because lots of people need heart transplants and not too many are available and I could give it to someone.
fuck that id grow another arm so I can jerk off while playing Assassins Creed Brother Hood
Is it too late to change my answer
LOOK MAN I WAS HAPPILY EATING A CAKE AND THEN THIS RUDE ASS BEAR COMES AND TELLS ME THAT
NOW I HAVE TO STOP AND GO TOUCH MY WILLY, LIKE WTF ò Aó