wizardshark:

xenosmorch:

poopi:

hauuhrhhn….. 2018 is the year we all adopt solid snake’s speech pattern…. huhnnnrhrh………….

hrmmn,, solid snake’s speech pattern, huh?

Yeah… Alright… If 2018 is the year of solid snake’s speech pattern, you can count me in

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No, YOU’RE crying

vaspider:

marionravenwoodisstillhere:

If you just needed something nice today, here it is.

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hi-def-doritos:

hi-def-doritos:

charming-tothelast:

hi-def-doritos:

manasaysay:

hi-def-doritos:

A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes

My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”

I like your dad already

one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”

oh WOW

This is by far my most popular post.

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open rp

taahko:

villneuve:

taahko:

villneuve:

Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce

is pepsi ok

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

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