not-the-conversation-starter: How do I get you a borth present through the internet
You don’t. I can’t even play games with this piece of shit computer man - _-
djunk411: Congrats on being one year closer to the grave. May the remaining time be plentiful so you may be teased for eons to come.

whatevenisaquid: Hap borth

Like, I ppreciate the thought behin these asks but really seems this will end in bland, uneventful, and non-happy. Again.




