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Please, fucking catus was my father, you can just call me fucking
The Jewish kids who never spilled the beans about Santa are the real holiday heroes
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Anonymous: The power of grass be upon ye on this day, my son.
I’ve been a changed person since I found out that all of Santa’s reindeer are gals
they’re wHAT NOW
gals, theY’RE GALS
male reindeer shed their antlers at the end of mating season (early December), while females keep theirs during the winter
and what do Santa’s reindeer have?
ANTLERS
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Prongles: Once You Pop… THAT’S GREAT!
These are part of a complicated ARG by Cards Against Humanity.
See: https://m.imgur.com/r/holidaybullshit/wdSIS
Apparently you were supposed to find these chips in the board games section of Target and buy them to get a URL. Somehow this is way weirder to me than if they were just knock off Pringles.
Salt and potato.
(Source: crunchwrapofnotredame, via meat-monster-deactivated2018010)
DON’T SCROLL PASS! FOUND THIS ON GOOGLE+ AND I FEEL LIKE IT IS IMPORTANT!
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