insanelyfriendlybear: Hey you fucking cactus


Please, fucking catus was my father, you can just call me fucking

7 notes1 year ago
overwatch-random-adventure:
“by: ???
”

overwatch-random-adventure:

by: ???

(Source: gaming-misadventures, via not-the-conversation-starter)

3,014 notes1 year ago
stability:
“Texas woman you’re doing amazing sweetie
”

stability:

Texas woman you’re doing amazing sweetie

(via maybeiwasserious)

95,772 notes1 year ago
positive-memes:
“The Jewish kids who never spilled the beans about Santa are the real holiday heroes
”

positive-memes:

The Jewish kids who never spilled the beans about Santa are the real holiday heroes

(via pseudonymouslps)

57,159 notes1 year ago
talesof4chan:
“Anon does pest control
”

talesof4chan:

Anon does pest control

(via meat-monster-deactivated2018010)

107 notes1 year ago

Anonymous: The power of grass be upon ye on this day, my son.


image
3 notes1 year ago
wormspeddler:
“I’m FUCKING livid
”

wormspeddler:

I’m FUCKING livid

(Source: pics-that-make-you-go-hmm, via crunchie-roll)

7,564 notes1 year ago

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

coccineusrosso:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I’ve been a changed person since I found out that all of Santa’s reindeer are gals

they’re wHAT NOW

gals, theY’RE GALS

male reindeer shed their antlers at the end of mating season (early December), while females keep theirs during the winter

and what do Santa’s reindeer have?

ANTLERS

image

I

(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)

171,556 notes1 year ago
garbage-empress:
“ clowncum:
“Prongles: Once You Pop… THAT’S GREAT!
”
These are part of a complicated ARG by Cards Against Humanity.
See: https://m.imgur.com/r/holidaybullshit/wdSIS
Apparently you were supposed to find these chips in the board games...

garbage-empress:

clowncum:

Prongles: Once You Pop… THAT’S GREAT!

These are part of a complicated ARG by Cards Against Humanity.

image

See: https://m.imgur.com/r/holidaybullshit/wdSIS

Apparently you were supposed to find these chips in the board games section of Target and buy them to get a URL. Somehow this is way weirder to me than if they were just knock off Pringles.

Salt and potato.

(Source: crunchwrapofnotredame, via meat-monster-deactivated2018010)

85,201 notes1 year ago
theshyreader:
“ DON’T SCROLL PASS! FOUND THIS ON GOOGLE+ AND I FEEL LIKE IT IS IMPORTANT!
Edit: This post almost has 500 notes! The more people who sees this, the more help the Internet receives!”

theshyreader:

DON’T SCROLL PASS! FOUND THIS ON GOOGLE+ AND I FEEL LIKE IT IS IMPORTANT!

Edit: This post almost has 500 notes! The more people who sees this, the more help the Internet receives!

(via flipywaterboy)

130,980 notes1 year ago