galarvanting:

I want to fight him

I don’t mean pokemon battle I mean full on fisticuffs

Delicious, finally some good fucking arrogant rival

(via maybeiwasserious)

spcrash:

This has changed how I view Inteleon immensely.

(via maybeiwasserious)

owlpellet:

“polls show that 34% of americans will vote for–”

what polls? whomst is being polled? i have never once in my life been polled. what is the sample size? what is the sample demographic? is it really 34% of americans or is it 34% of americans who answer random numbers on their landline??? poll this dick

(via kittytishers)

oatplant:

jvlianbashir:

i feel like if you gave a medieval peasant flavor blasted goldfish they’d probably die

(via jinglejangleurshitupbro)

outofcontextdnd:

“I use Prestidigitation to make the rat spicy.”

(via takamoris)

djsockpuppet:

Just in case we needed further confirmation of the new series being in the same continuity lol

What a crazy year this kid has had these past 20 years!

(via not-the-conversation-starter)