I want to fight him
I don’t mean pokemon battle I mean full on fisticuffs
Delicious, finally some good fucking arrogant rival
(via maybeiwasserious)
“polls show that 34% of americans will vote for–”
what polls? whomst is being polled? i have never once in my life been polled. what is the sample size? what is the sample demographic? is it really 34% of americans or is it 34% of americans who answer random numbers on their landline??? poll this dick
(via kittytishers)
i feel like if you gave a medieval peasant flavor blasted goldfish they’d probably die
(via jinglejangleurshitupbro)











