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parker-of-loxley:

Which color of dragon from “Dungeons & Dragons” is most fuckable?

Red

Blue

Green

Black

White

Copper

Brass

Silver

Gold

Bronze

See Results

This was proposed by @laurenthemself (who I can’t seem to tag) so you can thank them for the idea. Feel free to defend your choice in the notes!

I’m in third place (black) but I think we can do better.

Black scales are very very pretty, but this is D&D dragons specifically, where they have an active hatred of all living things except for specifically themselves, and humans need a hazmat suit to safely pet, let alone fuck, them.

The metallics are at least more physically safe, though golds are too proud to let anyone fuck them and silvers are too much of humanaboos to fuck in dragon form. A copper would be fun, if you have a good sense of humor about it.

EVIL DRAGONS FUCK BETTER SCIENTIFIC FACT DIE DIE DIE DIE

Greens are the most fuckable, but they will fuck off and leave any resulting offspring with the other parent .

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curbstompmeplz:

thinking about the time i was struggling to open my water bottle in class, and a girl that i had spoken to maybe 3 times came up to me and went

“let me help you baby”

and then proceeded to struggle to open the bottle

i wouldve fallen in love right then & there ngl

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sprintingowl:

What Non DnD TTRPGs Feel Like

Okay, quick thread about what playing different non DnD ttrpgs feels like.

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Pathfinder

This is DnD. It feels like DnD. It’s like going to a slightly different church. Some of the words used during the service are different, but at the end of it the pulpit turns out to be a mimic and you cast Entangle and summon your direwolf.

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Fate

This is Rule Of Cool with additional rules. The GM has powers to one-up you or lead you into temptation, but you have powers to one-up the GM, and all these powers use the same kind of token that you ultimately shuffle back and forth.

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Savage Worlds

Handwave-style DnD (positive connotation.)

The GM has a lot of freedom to pick genre and setting, and the gameplay is sleeker, rule-of-cool-ier without losing meaningful combat or character building.

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Call Of Cthulhu

You may not be an old librarian, but you sure are built like one. Most acts of violence can flatten you in a couple of hits, but violence doesn’t happen often. It’s the punctuation mark at the end of a long sentence. Atmosphere and pacing rule over this land.

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World Of Darkness

This is a game about getting deep into your character’s headspace. It’s about figuring out who they are and roleplaying them passionately. Your backstory choices and powers have a huge affect on how you interact with the world around you.

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Warhammer Fantasy / Dark Heresy

You are Scrumbles McGrumbles, a walking heap of morbidity and washed-up soldiering. You are trying to find your place in a world that’s having an even worse day than you are. Your best friend is a ratcatcher. Together you will be heroes.

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OSR (Mork Borg, Mausritter, Into The Odd, Dungeon Crawl Classics, Labyrinth Lord, Cairn, tons more)

DnD boiled down to two components: GMing + Making A Guy. GMing is made as easy as possible and PCs are somewhat disposable, so the story is the hijinks you get into together.

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Powered By The Apocalypse (Masks, Nahual, Monsterhearts, Pasion De Las Pasiones, tons more)

The goal is to get into trouble and stir up drama. Succeeding on a roll with no consequences is rare, but when you fail you fail forward into even bigger, messier drama.

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Blades In The Dark

You go on missions and then return to your base. The missions are about choices as much as about rolls, and you build your base together to make yourselves more powerful as a squad.

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Trophy

Your goal is to lose. Specifically, it’s to lose in a dramatic and harrowing fashion that sticks with everyone at the table. Think movies like Annihilation, but as oneshot games.

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Golden Sky Stories

You like everyone at the table with you. When someone does something adorable, you can award them exp. The highlight of the session is someone getting flustered and/or speaking in a squeaky voice.

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Ryuutama

You are going on a journey and helping other people along the way. Important choices include packing lunch, wearing appropriate clothing, and completely filling your canteen. Combat is a cozy, pastel color jrpg.

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The Indie

There are so, so many games that are just completely their own thing, and that I can’t squeeze into a single thread. If you discover you like game mechanics and you want to Get Weird with seeing what they can do, there is an entire scene here waiting to welcome you.

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Stuff I Missed

There’s lots of stuff I haven’t played, or didn’t remember in the moment, or absolutely love but it would take a whole thread to explain why I love it. I will do more game recommendations in the future, but you can also comment systems you like below!

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balaclava-trismegistus:

mp3 - mechanical spell to send sound into the mind of a man or beast

mp4 - mechanical spell to send sights into the mind of man or beast

mp5 - mechanical spell to send objects into the mind of a man or beast

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