chefpyro:

Do you have the time, the stranger asks.

I do have the time.

I give him the time.

He turns to dust.

He could not handle the time.

hustlerose:

stop picking on your short friends just kiss them already 

(via chefpyro)

badfgoposts:

turns out you cant just put the 🅱 emote in front of everything

(via superb-fox)

Babies Experiencing Things For The First Time

secretlyademigodinthetardis:

beben-eleben:

First time watching fireworks:

 First time being dunked into water that’s way too cold:

First time getting caught in a bubble shower:

First time driving through a dark tunnel:

First time chatting with a puppet:

First time finding a new recipe in a cooking magazine:

First time forgetting how spoons work:

First time seeing ice cream:

Whenever I’m feeling sad, I look at this and realise how fucking amazing the world is

(via kittytish101)

joey-wheeler-official:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

Thinkin about Spark Mandrill

The most famous videogame song that gets the least play in the actual game cause spark mandrill always gets owned in 5 seconds.

(via not-the-conversation-starter)