Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Because the republicans are trying to act like this shutdown is solely the Democrats faults, here’s a little reminder of what past Trump has said.
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Mimics…
Rogue: I see a cupcake on the ground
DM: The cupcake growls at you.
Rogue: ITS A MIMIC
DM: The mimic attempts to attack you and bite your hand.
Rogue: Rolls: 18
DM: The mimic falls off your hand
Rogue: Places an apple next to the mimic
DM: The mimic looks at the apple and falls in love. The cupcake and the apple now live happily ever after.
Rogue: Can I come to the wedding?
DM: No because you tried to stab it.
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Kitty D.VA was made to drag idiots like me back into Overwatch and I hate how its working lmao
Silver eyes are OP
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Inverted doki doki literature club where you think you’re playing a psychological horror game but it is slowly revealed to be an upbeat dating sim/visual novel
I thought I was playing silent hill but suddenly pyramid head asked me on a date.
Honestly nothing would make me happier than a big scary monster poping out from around a corner only to blush and offer me some of the snacks i mentioned liking in a previous level.
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I found it in the parking lot at the Domino’s I work at.
I’m almost certain that’s cursed
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