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The 10 WORST Dealbreakers on a First Date Illustrated by Sarah Benkin AKA peppermintmonster
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(Source: College Humor, via maybeiwasserious)
Lets bring back 2007-2010 era emoticons cuz life was so much easier when we all showed exactly how we were feeling =3=“
god the tags on this post are so pure
2018 IS THE YEAR YOU DO WHATEVER YOU WANT FUCK CRINGE CULTURE!! \(>0<)/
i would agree with this but the person who posted this has a homestuck icon therefore the post is invalid
I peed your moms pants last night Loser
(via silver-tongues-blog)
1. Garland Ironmonger is the best name I’ve ever seen.
2. I looked Mr. Ironmonger up and it turns out he grew up to be an honest to god fighter pilot.
3. COLONEL Ironmonger flew F-86 Sabres.
4. Garland Ironmonger: Sabrejet Pilot sounds like something straight out of a bad 70s sci-fi novel that I would totally read.
(source: The Newport News Daily Press, December 15, 1936.)
(via insanelyfriendlysquirrel)
idk if men know this but
if you have to beg a girl into saying yes, it’s not consensual. if you make a girl feel bad for not wanting to have sex with you to the point where she says yes, it’s not consensual. if you have to trick a girl into saying yes, it’s not consensual.
so many fucking men in the comments saying “guess i haven’t ever had consensual sex then lol”
yeah. you haven’t, you rapist fucking creep
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jacksfilms is a national treasure
A much needed addition
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I can’t stop thinking about updog
What’s updog
him
I’m furious
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I have decided on a new constellation. I call it The Bees. If you look up at the night sky and see all those sparkly dots, congratulations. You see The Bees. I have just made astrology 10000x easier, you’re welcome.
those born under the sign of the bees:
- have emotions
- think thoughts
- is likely introverted or extroverted
- has at least a few friends
- was born at some point
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