collegehumor:

The 10 WORST Dealbreakers on a First Date Illustrated by Sarah Benkin AKA peppermintmonster

More articles about the perils of dating:

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74,163 notes5 years ago

crustybagelbites:

ratfilms:

crustybagelbites:

crustybagelbites:

Lets bring back 2007-2010 era emoticons cuz life was so much easier when we all showed exactly how we were feeling =3=“

god the tags on this post are so pure

2018 IS THE YEAR YOU DO WHATEVER YOU WANT FUCK CRINGE CULTURE!!  \(>0<)/

i would agree with this but the person who posted this has a homestuck icon therefore the post is invalid

I peed your moms pants last night Loser

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21,432 notes5 years ago
yeoldenews:
“ 1. Garland Ironmonger is the best name I’ve ever seen.
2. I looked Mr. Ironmonger up and it turns out he grew up to be an honest to god fighter pilot.
3. COLONEL Ironmonger flew F-86 Sabres.
4. Garland Ironmonger: Sabrejet Pilot sounds...

yeoldenews:

1. Garland Ironmonger is the best name I’ve ever seen.

2. I looked Mr. Ironmonger up and it turns out he grew up to be an honest to god fighter pilot.

3. COLONEL Ironmonger flew F-86 Sabres.

4. Garland Ironmonger: Sabrejet Pilot sounds like something straight out of a bad 70s sci-fi novel that I would totally read.

(source: The Newport News Daily Press, December 15, 1936.)

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31,978 notes5 years ago

exoheretic:

redsatinsheets:

idk if men know this but


if you have to beg a girl into saying yes, it’s not consensual. if you make a girl feel bad for not wanting to have sex with you to the point where she says yes, it’s not consensual. if you have to trick a girl into saying yes, it’s not consensual.

so many fucking men in the comments saying “guess i haven’t ever had consensual sex then lol”

yeah. you haven’t, you rapist fucking creep

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154,188 notes5 years ago
nobeatnomelody:
“ nobeatnomelody:
“jacksfilms is a national treasure
”
A much needed addition
”

nobeatnomelody:

nobeatnomelody:

jacksfilms is a national treasure

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A much needed addition

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75,790 notes5 years ago

ATTENTION GOTH GIRLS

pepperonii-chan:

vulcandigby:

pepperonii-chan:

my dms are empty

that’s because we don’t want you

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26,343 notes5 years ago
cryptid-creations:
“ Daily Paint 1892# Hambugger-fly Daily Paintings Book now available: http://ForgePublishing.com/shop
For full res WIPs, art, videos and more: https://www.patreon.com/piperdraws
Twitter • Facebook • Instagram • DeviantART​
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cryptid-creations:

Daily Paint 1892# Hambugger-fly

Daily Paintings Book now available: http://ForgePublishing.com/shop

For full res WIPs, art, videos and more: https://www.patreon.com/piperdraws

Twitter  •  Facebook  •  Instagram  •  DeviantART

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755 notes5 years ago

shaiza:

yiffmaster:

shaiza:

yiffmaster:

I can’t stop thinking about updog

What’s updog

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him

I’m furious

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74,712 notes5 years ago
cryptid-creations:
“ Daily Sketch 118# Hambuggers For full res WIPs, art, videos, and more: https://www.patreon.com/piperdraws
Daily Paintings Book now available: http://ForgePublishing.com
Twitter • Facebook • Instagram • DeviantART​
”

cryptid-creations:

Daily Sketch 118# Hambuggers

For full res WIPs, art, videos, and more: https://www.patreon.com/piperdraws

Daily Paintings Book now available: http://ForgePublishing.com

Twitter  •  Facebook  •  Instagram  •  DeviantART

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543 notes5 years ago

wrathlycat:

space-x-official:

quiescens:

leopharry:

I have decided on a new constellation. I call it The Bees. If you look up at the night sky and see all those sparkly dots, congratulations. You see The Bees. I have just made astrology 10000x easier, you’re welcome.

those born under the sign of the bees:

  • have emotions
  • think thoughts
  • is likely introverted or extroverted
  • has at least a few friends
  • was born at some point

@swarmofbees-official

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285,216 notes5 years ago