hellenhighwater:

saltofficial:

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

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369,460 notes1 year ago

bogleech:

skarchomp:

skarchomp:

had a dream once that Nickelodeon did a big crossover of all their cartoons and the main villain was Zim trying to conquer all the earths and when he got to the Fairly Oddparents they tried to wish him away but it didnt work so they checked Da Rules and Zim had scribbled in there (with permanent marker!) “Zim can do what he wants” so they couldn’t do anything

the only other part i remember is Dib was explaining the situation to the other characters and the fact that people like Jimmy Neutron and X-J9 and Timmy Turner automatically just accepted that Zim was an alien made him so happy he broke down crying

This is all 100% in character and already better than anything I can imagine the Zim movie being about

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47,458 notes1 year ago

char350:

My sister has been learning to make balloon characters for her daughter. This holiday season, she made Hatsune Miku.

1,889 notes1 year ago

angelplexity:

angelplexity:

Ummmm why the fuck is hatsune miku’s music on madden 18????

@karkatium I WASNT JOKING!!

image

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1,452 notes1 year ago

Our DM Giving Me a Demonstration on How Things Work

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: so you’re in a forest & you roll a perception check of like 10. You see some trees, three monsters of some kind, & like a bunny or something. What do you-

Me: pet the bunny!

DM: no.

Me: aw

DM: you die. Because you ignored the monsters TO PET THE BUNNY

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1,230 notes1 year ago

Anonymous: Is Area 51 a foundation locale?


scp-wiki-official:

I cannot confirm nor deny that information.

~ Lily

25 notes1 year ago
daily–jadeharley:
“i hate to break this to you all but jade harley is absolutely a minecraft youtuber
”

daily–jadeharley:

i hate to break this to you all but jade harley is absolutely a minecraft youtuber

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2,609 notes1 year ago
kihaku-gato:
“ woodlandali3n:
“ I was rearranging my plants and my aloe got stabbed by one of my other cactus.
🔪🌵
11.23.17
”
treachery
”

kihaku-gato:

woodlandali3n:

I was rearranging my plants and my aloe got stabbed by one of my other cactus.
🔪🌵

11.23.17

treachery

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1,810 notes1 year ago

moodyanddelicate:

Brazilian Illustrator, Butcher Billy, re-imagines famous love songs as creepy book covers

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31,798 notes1 year ago
zedrin-maybe:
“ zehntacles:
“ zedrin-maybe:
“just a rough animation test of Pivot’s arm transformation
”
So is her body defying the laws of physics? Where the heck is she storing all that hardware?
Unless that’s why she’s got such a nice ass? Is she...

zedrin-maybe:

zehntacles:

zedrin-maybe:

just a rough animation test of Pivot’s arm transformation

So is her body defying the laws of physics?  Where the heck is she storing all that hardware? 

Unless that’s why she’s got such a nice ass?  Is she literally “bootying up” her weapons?

As it’s stated in the comic a chunk of the mechanical parts are ‘hard light projection’

aka it’s fantasy science bullshit because being overly anal about that kind of stuff is stupidly restrictive with writing.

Hammerspace is a theoretical jimjob-dunkery proposed by Dr. Satchell circa 20XX that blah blah the powahmajigga to do cool pocket-keeping stuff.

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285 notes1 year ago