hellenhighwater:

saltofficial:

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

(via timurmurtazin)

bogleech:

skarchomp:

skarchomp:

had a dream once that Nickelodeon did a big crossover of all their cartoons and the main villain was Zim trying to conquer all the earths and when he got to the Fairly Oddparents they tried to wish him away but it didnt work so they checked Da Rules and Zim had scribbled in there (with permanent marker!) “Zim can do what he wants” so they couldn’t do anything

the only other part i remember is Dib was explaining the situation to the other characters and the fact that people like Jimmy Neutron and X-J9 and Timmy Turner automatically just accepted that Zim was an alien made him so happy he broke down crying

This is all 100% in character and already better than anything I can imagine the Zim movie being about

(via projectsnt)

angelplexity:

angelplexity:

Ummmm why the fuck is hatsune miku’s music on madden 18????

@karkatium I WASNT JOKING!!

(via angelplexity)

Our DM Giving Me a Demonstration on How Things Work

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: so you’re in a forest & you roll a perception check of like 10. You see some trees, three monsters of some kind, & like a bunny or something. What do you-

Me: pet the bunny!

DM: no.

Me: aw

DM: you die. Because you ignored the monsters TO PET THE BUNNY

(via silver-tongues-blog)