nihilistgirlfriend:

plantanarchy:

nihilistgirlfriend:

plantanarchy:

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

(via chefpyro)

176,089 notes1 year ago

coolyo294:

I said to him –“My dear Fortunato, you are luckily met. How remarkably well you are looking to-day. But I have received a pipe of what passes for Amontillado, and I have my doubts.”

“How?” said he. “Amontillado, A pipe? Impossible! And in the middle of the carnival!”

“I have my doubts,” I replied; “and I was silly enough to pay the full Amontillado price without consulting you in the matter. You were not to be found, and I was fearful of losing a bargain.”

“Amontillado!”

“I have my doubts.”

“Amontillado!”

“And I must satisfy them.”

“Amontillado!”

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444 notes1 year ago

iamallybee:

“You and I don’t make sense to anypony else.” 

“That may be true, but we make sense to me. I never would’ve thought to make singing ginseng before I met you. But you’ve opened me up to so many more possibilities and impossibilities. So I guess what I’m trying to say is I like you because you’re so different from me.”

(via silver-tongues-blog)

127 notes1 year ago

nsfwcobaltsnow:

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4,347 notes1 year ago

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3,794 notes1 year ago

Anonymous: if karl marx was real he could beat you up, effortlessly. karl marx could rip your little twig body asunder


hushed-obscenities:

kafkamilktea:

edwad:

edwad:

i have like half a foot on him and know all of his weaknesses

wait, “if karl marx was real”…. is he… made up?

cryptid

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reblog if you believe

162,318 notes1 year ago
trilllizard420:
“ da-moose-mcgillycuddy:
“ askpredetor:
“ yummyfoooooood:
“BBQ Bacon Cheeseburger with Mozzarella Sticks
” ”
JUST SEEING THIS IMAGE GAVE ME FUCKING HEARTBURN GOD HAVE MERCY
”

trilllizard420:

da-moose-mcgillycuddy:

askpredetor:

yummyfoooooood:

BBQ Bacon Cheeseburger with Mozzarella Sticks

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JUST SEEING THIS IMAGE GAVE ME FUCKING HEARTBURN GOD HAVE MERCY

(via omegaresnovae)

3,400 notes1 year ago

buzzfeedtasty:

Homemade Big Massive Burger (😏)

Keep reading

(Source: tasty.co, via deeceeoh)

4,587 notes1 year ago

Kellogg's UK says Super Mario Cereal is real, may only be sold in the US - Nintendo Everything →

theurlgoeshere:

jwblogofrandomness:

Nin-ten-do! It’s for breakfast now!

Can’t believe cereal is going to be region locked.

…it already is - _-

15 notes1 year ago

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4,674 notes1 year ago