polyglotplatypus:

celestialkitsune:

game theory: usum is a post-scratch sm?????????????????

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Anonymous: U know who's REALLY valid? You


vriska:

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fizzybubblespop:
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fizzybubblespop:

smallestgrackle:

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889,295 notes1 year ago

neopoints:

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

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sonamydreamboat:
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“ Look… I don’t know…
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…My brain needs to stop…
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Apparently, I’m not done…
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…I can’t…
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Never ends…
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You might know everything I’m...

sonamydreamboat:

awdplace:

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Look… I don’t know…

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…My brain needs to stop…

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Apparently, I’m not done…

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…I can’t…

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Never ends…

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You might know everything I’m going to do, but that’s not going to help you, since I know everything you’re going to do! Strange, isn’t it?

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Still not over…

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And I’m done… that’s it… no more…

This works too well together! 😂

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45,326 notes1 year ago

elegant-apocalypse:

moami:

aro-alien:

this is the most amazing cover i’ve ever heard

This cover has it all: fantasically confusing yet badass band name, the well-loved instrumentals of the original, and a smooth voice bringing some fresh, chilling vibes to this timeless classic. 120/10, would enter the afterlife to the tune of this.

@your-metaphorical-uncle-leslie

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76,794 notes1 year ago

major cereal subgenres:

maxiesatanofficial:

maxiesatanofficial:

maxiesatanofficial:

king-dra:

maxiesatanofficial:

  • healthy
  • fake healthy
  • fruit-flavored
  • contains marshmallows and has monster/mythological creature/cryptid as mascot
  • designed to emulate a different breakfast food (e.g. french toast, waffles, cinnamon rolls)
  • variants on cap’n crunch

cheetos

cheerios are like the archetypal Healthy Cereal, c’mon

wait

now hold on just one moment,

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59,877 notes1 year ago

slumbermancer:

every day i think about “This Machine Creates ANYTHING” is a good day

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13,813 notes1 year ago

maybeiwasserious:

candygarnet:

shamwowxl:

wine-dark-sea:

ilyasaurus:

randomfandomteacher:

indigopersei:

broitsablog:

wildeisms:

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@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

my friend,
if only you knew

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

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truly the language of love

@gearholder You need a french tag.

No I don’t.

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440,192 notes1 year ago
in which star platinum challenges spongebob at making krabby patties

weirdmageddon:

i was watching spongebob and fucking king neptune was doing some jojo poses

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5,553 notes1 year ago