inkie-heart: ❤?

Heart? WHAT?? HART, H-HWAT WHAT!??! HEART?!?

H E A R  T ! ? ! ? !

Anonymous: Which SCP is a lesbian?

While there are plenty of objects and POIs who identify as gay men, the only female entity with homosexual inclinations I can recall is SCP-2703-1

Anonymous: Which of the SCPs is the best one to stick my dick in?

blazing-forge:

gearholder:

Nine-hundred Ninety N–DON’T DO THAT!! Ò AÓ

GET ME MTF LAMBDA-12, DEMOTE THIS ANON TO D-CLASS, ASSIGN THEM TO KETER DUTY Ò AÓ

Why were you going to recommend them the Tickle Monster?

…JP-27 . _.

insanelyfriendlybear: Fucking nerd

mcknighty9: Notice me, senpai

djunk411: Jiminy Bollocks, you sure are fun to tease, aren'tcha gear? :P

If you’re good at it - .-

Anonymous: Which of the SCPs is the best one to stick my dick in?

Nine-hundred Ninety N–DON’T DO THAT!! Ò AÓ

GET ME MTF LAMBDA-12, DEMOTE THIS ANON TO D-CLASS, ASSIGN THEM TO KETER DUTY Ò AÓ