dat-goat-boi:

dat-goat-boi:

pukicho:

Pour soap in your eyes for a neat trick

ouch oof wow there’s soap in my eyes, ouch this wasn’t a neat trick at all

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

turnon-thebrightlights:

norwayspruce:

turnon-thebrightlights:

turnon-thebrightlights:

norwayspruce:

advanced-procrastination:

rayb1rd:

Kicked out of the Garden of Eden

Eve:

I hate this. I fucking hate this. This is essentially a fucking hieroglyphic. I see that picture and I immediately hear a combination of sounds in my head with a very specific and comprehendable meaning. Like, I hear it. It’s not even a fucking video, its a still fucking picture but I hear it and know exactly what the OP was trying to convey because this picture has a word inherently attached to it

Anyway that’s not what hieroglyphics are. Egyptian hieroglyphics were letters they were just fancy letters

So whatever this person is talking about they can’t even be a nerd correctly

Way to be an #antijokechicken nick

I’m bringing it back

(via owny-chan)

yourplayersaidwhat:

Rogue: I’ll use connection to make sure the arrow hits.

GM: Your connection skill is to get to know the criminal underclass in a new town. It’s not for fighting.

Rogue: Aww… but I’ve got charisma for days, can’t I just say “Hey, what’s an arrow like you doing in a body like this?”

(via endarkculi)

ways to be intimate without sex

yookduk:

• watch naruto
  
• watch the naruto movies
  
• read naruto
  
• watch naruto amvs
  
• cosplay naruto and sasuke together
  
• listen to the naruto soundtrack
  
• write naruto fan fiction
  

(via polyglotplatypus)