Gearholder

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: I DM for my two siblings. Before our last session, my sister, our wizard, purchased a bundle of bananas. Later they had an encounter with an owlbear and she pulls this shit.
Wizard: Wait! I want to tame the owlbear.
Me: Okay…? How?
Wizard: I want to give it a banana.
Me: ….Roll…animal handling?
Wizard: *rolls a natural 20* It’s my baby now.
Me: *sighs* Yeah, okay. You toss this carnivorous owlbear a fucking banana, and for some reason it loves it. Congrats on your new pet.
Wizard: My baby.

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2,307 notes 5 years ago

Anybody else [REDACTED]

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princekarkat:
“ for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch
”

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

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boo-rad13y:
“We dont serve your kind in my kitchen…Here, WE MAKE GAINS
”
You come play the game to kill animals left and right.
You leave all vegetarianism at the door.

We dont serve your kind in my kitchen…Here, WE MAKE GAINS

You come play the game to kill animals left and right.

You leave all vegetarianism at the door.

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3,634 notes 5 years ago

elderly-scrolls:

some dnd themed reaction images i made good use of this year. feel free to spam your own group chat with them.

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6,999 notes 5 years ago

マーセリン🦇🧛‍♀️🦇

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2,401 notes 5 years ago

sebastian–vael:
You:
Me:
why are you roasting yourself like this

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2,126 notes 5 years ago

linestickeroftheday:

(x)

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676 notes 5 years ago

rotodisk:
“ ❄️ it’s cold outside
”

❄️ it’s cold outside

8,715 notes 5 years ago

rambamboo:
“feli’s dowsing rods should be guns thx
”

feli’s dowsing rods should be guns thx

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