yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: I DM for my two siblings. Before our last session, my sister, our wizard, purchased a bundle of bananas. Later they had an encounter with an owlbear and she pulls this shit.

Wizard: Wait! I want to tame the owlbear.

Me: Okay…? How?

Wizard: I want to give it a banana.

Me: ….Roll…animal handling?

Wizard: *rolls a natural 20* It’s my baby now.

Me: *sighs* Yeah, okay. You toss this carnivorous owlbear a fucking banana, and for some reason it loves it. Congrats on your new pet.

Wizard: My baby.

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2,307 notes5 years ago

capacity:

Anybody else [REDACTED]

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6,457 notes5 years ago
princekarkat:
“ for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch
”

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

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822,399 notes5 years ago
boo-rad13y:
“We dont serve your kind in my kitchen…Here, WE MAKE GAINS
”
You come play the game to kill animals left and right.
You leave all vegetarianism at the door.

boo-rad13y:

We dont serve your kind in my kitchen…Here, WE MAKE GAINS

You come play the game to kill animals left and right.

You leave all vegetarianism at the door.

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3,634 notes5 years ago

elderly-scrolls:

some dnd themed reaction images i made good use of this year. feel free to spam your own group chat with them.

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6,999 notes5 years ago

vdru7:

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マーセリン🦇🧛‍♀️🦇

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2,401 notes5 years ago

swampgallows:

sebastian–vael:

You:

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Me:

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why are you roasting yourself like this

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2,126 notes5 years ago

linestickeroftheday:

(x)

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676 notes5 years ago
rotodisk:
“ ❄️ it’s cold outside
”

rotodisk:

❄️ it’s cold outside

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8,715 notes5 years ago
rambamboo:
“feli’s dowsing rods should be guns thx
”

rambamboo:

feli’s dowsing rods should be guns thx

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1,520 notes5 years ago