Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Someone bricked up a door of an S-Bahn (suburban rail) train in Hamburg
No fake, the federal police of Germany has confirmed the crime and is looking for witnesses. They also warn possible imitators that a crime like this may be punished with jail up to five years or a fine.
Street art blog here!!
“”””Art””””
MONSIEUR PLEASE I BEG YOU!!!
(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)
The perfect date
You go to Denny’s.
A waitress asks for your order.
In unison you say “cheeseburger”.
You look up.
Your eyes meet.
You truly see each other for the first time.Years later you have a child together.
The nurse asks for a name.
You look at each other, and you both know.
You embrace your baby, Cheeseburger.
Technically the dragon can polymorph
— Our DM, after our orc fighter asked if he could have one of my bard’s pet dragon’s babies if it had any. This was followed by several minutes of arguing abt who was going to fuck the dragon (via kalianos)
(Source: yourplayersaidwhat, via kalianos)
how is the year 2018 even real? how are the SCPs numbered higher than 3000 even real? all of it sounds fake. it all sounds like sci-fi bullshit. the world got fake a while ago and this is a dream
(via timurmurtazin)
Disney/Pixar Dog Breeds(Note- the characters shown are examples, and this is not inclusive; I know who isn’t here)
(via pembrokewkorgi)
