paper-mario-wiki:

the fake news: hey its snowing heavily, there are multiple wrecks on the highway next to your house and your area is in the orange and red in terms of danger

me: pff. yeah whatever bud. like thats going to stop me from getting my Cheese Burger

me 15 minutes later: *dead in a car crash with 15 french fries in my mouth*

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

danmangan:

things that are enjoyable:

• showers

things that are not enjoyable:

• getting in the shower
• getting out of the shower

(via kitana-coldfire)