Monk: Can I kick down the door?
DM: Uh -
Monk: I roll to kick down the door. [Rolls an 8]
DM: You just sorta give it a gentle nudge.
Fighter: I push her aside and try to break the door down. [Also rolls poorly]
DM: Okay, so -
Rogue: I push them both aside and try to pick the lock.
DM: AS YOU’RE DOING THAT, A VOICE FROM INSIDE YELLS, “IT’S OPEN!”
(via drewsgroove)

j9:
j9:
I’m glad Jack Links recognizes non-binary genders
the signs arent even right
holy fuck
I can’t believe beef jerky single handedly destroyed gender
(via silver-tongues-blog)





So that feels-laden comic about the “ugly” cat getting adopted by the older gentleman is called Ojisama to Neko. As far as I can tell, Ojisama to Neko is an ongoing online comic that’s mostly posted to the artist’s twitter account, @sakurai_umi_. You can even see the original of the adoption comic.
A physical manga is going to be released on February 22nd, which is Cat Day in Japan. Until then (and until we get a translated version) you can see lots more of them here.
(via endarkculi)

summer mood
shaggy wearing a knee length flowery dress…..Fred completely naked hiding his junk w a surfboard…..power playing the ghosts
(via nowacking)

Well it went from fall to winter overnight and I’ve found myself wrapping my hair into a scarf more often, sooooo have a Miku…
(via firesuperstar)







