yourplayersaidwhat:

Monk: Can I kick down the door?
DM: Uh -
Monk: I roll to kick down the door. [Rolls an 8]
DM: You just sorta give it a gentle nudge.
Fighter: I push her aside and try to break the door down. [Also rolls poorly]
DM: Okay, so -
Rogue: I push them both aside and try to pick the lock.
DM: AS YOU’RE DOING THAT, A VOICE FROM INSIDE YELLS, “IT’S OPEN!”

(via drewsgroove)

3,917 notes5 years ago
rosswoodpark:
“ j9:
“ surfmanstevens420:
“ j9:
“ I’m glad Jack Links recognizes non-binary genders
”
the signs arent even right
”
holy fuck
”
I can’t believe beef jerky single handedly destroyed gender
”

rosswoodpark:

j9:

surfmanstevens420:

j9:

I’m glad Jack Links recognizes non-binary genders

the signs arent even right

holy fuck

I can’t believe beef jerky single handedly destroyed gender

(via silver-tongues-blog)

269,756 notes5 years ago
314eater:
“today is the only day you can reblog this
”

314eater:

today is the only day you can reblog this

(via souldotwav)

215,634 notes5 years ago

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5,643 notes5 years ago

ellorgast:

So that feels-laden comic about the “ugly” cat getting adopted by the older gentleman is called Ojisama to Neko. As far as I can tell, Ojisama to Neko is an ongoing online comic that’s mostly posted to the artist’s twitter account, @sakurai_umi_. You can even see the original of the adoption comic. 

A physical manga is going to be released on February 22nd, which is Cat Day in Japan. Until then (and until we get a translated version) you can see lots more of them here

(via endarkculi)

31,407 notes5 years ago
benepla:
“ reggieandme:
“summer mood
”
shaggy wearing a knee length flowery dress…..Fred completely naked hiding his junk w a surfboard…..power playing the ghosts
”

benepla:

reggieandme:

summer mood

shaggy wearing a knee length flowery dress…..Fred completely naked hiding his junk w a surfboard…..power playing the ghosts

(via nowacking)

355,153 notes5 years ago
daily-wecht:
“That backhanded compliment
”

daily-wecht:

That backhanded compliment

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

4,732 notes5 years ago
space-arts:
“Well it went from fall to winter overnight and I’ve found myself wrapping my hair into a scarf more often, sooooo have a Miku…
”

space-arts:

Well it went from fall to winter overnight and I’ve found myself wrapping my hair into a scarf more often, sooooo have a Miku…

(via firesuperstar)

75 notes5 years ago

rustybuckett:

great-tweets:

image

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE. 

image

(Source: twitter.com, via funfetti-cakke)

693,779 notes5 years ago
shitpost-senpai:
“ taxideataxus:
“I love anime
” ”

shitpost-senpai:

taxideataxus:

I love anime

image

(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)

247 notes5 years ago