woodrider:

jncos:

Who was the man who first salted the slug

What was he thinking to try

Roaming the lands pouring salt on god’s creatures

Hoping for one which would die

Billy Joel - Piano Man

(via projectsnt)

ginger-ale-official:

birdbian:

ginger-ale-official:

birdbian:

ginger-ale-official:

birdbian:

birdbian:

i want 2 say something but it might be too controversial..

Lesbian: liqueurs & whiskey

Gay: cocktails and vodka

Bisexual: wines and champagnes

you know i really wanted to like this post, but there’s just one little thing that’s being overlooked

don’t make me do this ginger-ale-official

please… it is your duty

I’m sorry it has come to this. I wish we could have been friends

heterosexual: ginger ale

oh yeah? oh fucking yeah? I’m going to sell my soul to the devil in exchange for the assurance that he will place a thumb tack on the ground wherever you walk so you can never take off your shoes again.  have fun sleeping in your loafers jackass

(via timurmurtazin)

a little joke (CATHOLICS ONLY)

frollosuggestions:

ardate:

frollosuggestions:

(DON’T READ THIS UNLESS YOU ARE A CATHOLIC) 

(PROTESTANTS NOT ALLOWED) 

(AGAIN, CATHOLIC EYES ONLY, FINAL WARNING)

Communion wafers? more like POPE’d corn! hahaha! 

*atheistely reblogs this*

YOU WILL PAY, HERETIC! 

(via timurmurtazin)

gudroo:

maxiesatanofficial:

You ever think about the kind of guy who makes a cursed amulet? Like, “ooh hoo hoo, whoever puts this on is gonna have a nasty surprise!” Get a real hobby.

(via owny-chan)