Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Rude Ranger
Currently we are stuck on an island and are trying desperately to get off. Or current best plan is to tie a note to a seagull and have it try to find a ship for us. Our paladin catches a fish and gives it to the ranger to lure in a bird.
Ranger, holding the fish, ooc: Okay I want to cast speak with animals and bribe the seagulls over with this fish.
DM: ….alright. You cast the spell and immediately are met with the sounds of a fish suffocating and dying.
Ranger: (points at fish) Shh, you be quiet.
((Also: the plan didn’t work and now we have a small flock of seagulls following us around as the healer feeds them dog food. Please save us))
(via kitana-coldfire)
a natural one for disguise will result in Groucho Marx glasses.
A natural one to deception will cause the characters nose to grow.
(via eric-coldfire)
- What she says:I'm okay.
- What she's thinking:Junji Ito would've worked on Silent Hills. With Kojima and del Torro. Those three, the unholy trinity, could have made a game that would not have only completely revitalized the Silent Hill franchise but also revolutionize horror games, no, the entire gaming industry itself. Silent Hills could have been a masterpiece to last the ages, a true high point in gaming not see in years. And Konami, fucking shit Konami, decided to be petty little shits cutting all ties with Kojima and destroy the most beautiful thing that they've even begun to create in so long to make fucking pachinko machines instead. Pachinko machines. Instead of art. I'm crying and screaming and I will never be okay.
@infiniteedge suggested i draw lucina in future trunks’ outfit and he was 100% correct
(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)
