The DM gets his geography confused

yourplayersaidwhat:

During our session, I was looking through equipment and wanted some samurai armor

“Can I get samurai armor?” -Me
“If you visit somewhere vaguely European, sure.” -DM
“You know samurai are from Japan right?” -My partymate
“Yeah. Where do you think Japan is?” -DM
“Where do you think Japan is?” -My partymate
“I said European didn’t I?” -DM

(via der-stein)

that-goddamn-owl:

to me the definitive zelda would be the one that combines the best elements from breath of the wild and the best elements from majora’s mask all into one package

So the moon turns red and THEN it falls.

would-your-oc:

Which OC has the kindest soul?

(via kittytishers)

grawly:

silver-tongues-blog:

grawly:

i know his name isnt actually Sans Undertale but i straight up cannot call him anything else

actually sans undertale is the doctor. you’re thinking of sans undertales monster

thank you

(via sakimcgee)

ofools:

Some fucking avocado tree: I’m goign to make my stupid seeds so big that no one will be able to consume it and spread it except for this humongous, immortal species of ground sloth which will absolutely never go extinct

(via moontouched-moogle)