i absolutely refuse to believe Bakugou knows how to flirt in any capacity b/c he’s just incredibly emotionally constipated and can barely handle any emotions other than pride and anger and would probably just take someone trying to flirt with him as either A. them fucking with him, or B. an invitation to fight, and proceed to punch them in the face
Kirishima: Why the fuck did you punch Uraraka?
Bakugou: She said she wanted me to take her out!
Kirishima: She meant on a date!!! Why would she ask you to hit her???
oh my god
perfect
Then Ochako wipes the blood off her nose, narrows her eyes and goes “You are on.”
hi lemme just-
*draws the thing*
OH MY GOD
PERFECT
That blush adds to everything.
They proceed to fight and then once they get in trouble for fighting while they’re doing their punishment duties Ochako just awkwardly is like “So uh.. our first date didn’t go too well but uh, there’s juice boxes in the fridge so if after this ya wanna just hang out??”
i just imagine Bakugou just
“Wait, that was a date?” and getting quiet for a long moment before going
“……………………………………ohhh.”
only now he’s even more confused because, her? date? with him??? why the fuck???? did she hit her head or something???? the fuck?? what the fuck about him screams date-worthy????? and fuck it if he’s blushing and his heart’s racing a little and well, if that was a date, he kinda liked it i guess, but hey yeah hanging out sound pretty cool too. so. yeah. whatever ok
so he just quietly grumbles and blushes and agrees and they just sit together later, all bruised and wrapped up, and quietly drink some juice together.
(Bakugou because he doesn’t really know what to do, and Ochako because she’s just happy to spend time with him)
I always laugh when somebody declares James Potter on the verge of expulsion for his pranks in fic because Malfoy was literally a Death Eater trying to kill the Headmaster and Dumbledore was like “Let’s just see if we can gently guide him away from this” I’m pretty sure the only thing that gets you expelled at Hogwarts is if you have already straight up murdered someone
Tom Riddle: *straight up murdered someone*
Dumbledore: *keeps an annoyingly close eye on*
hagrid got expelled for keeping one (1) spider under his bed
Hagrid got expelled because his spider was blamed for one (1) murder
Hagrid got expelled because he was half giant and they found a convenient excuse.
Stalking Cat was a computer programmer before he passed away earlier this year. He was Native American and trying to become closer to his totem animal. Through this, he helped pioneer all types of body modification and holds several Guinness Book Records.
Erik Sprague, aka Lizard Man, was a former PhD candidate. He has a bachelor’s in philosophy and is a performance artist: both through international side shows and as a music festival host.
Maria Jose Cristerna aka “La Mujer Vampiro” (Vampire Woman) is the mother of four children and a fuckin’ lawyer. She started her transformation after getting out of an abusive marriage, and has talked out against domestic violence.
Rick Genest aka Rico The Zombie is a fucking international model, has more sponsorships than any of us could ever hope, and was featured in Lady Gaga’s Born This Way video. Not bad for a 27-year old former homeless punk, I’d say.
reblogging for the well researched and accurate shut down, good work mate
100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)
I have epilepsy so making sure the word is out on how to help people who do have seizures means a lot to me.
Bananas are curved because they grow
against the pull of gravity. They start off
hanging downwards, but as they get
bigger, they start trying to grow upwards
to get more sun and end up having
a curved shape.
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