Dragon Mother: YOU KILLED MY BABY.. YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE ME A NEW ONE.
Ranger: …Sure! I’m down!
Paladin: WH- NO! I have SO many objections!
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If you dip your face into freshly-fallen snow and take a picture of the imprint with your flash on, you’ll likely end up with a 3D image of your face. Source Source 2 Source 3
Photo: @xlhub
Photo: @hetklokhuis
Photo: @Harm040
Photo: @ADnl
Photo: @ADnl
Of course, it doesn’t always work out… hence the word “might”:
Photo: @TeamTychoEnGuus
These are fucking horrifying
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![candypinkcocks:
“ gallifreyanconsultingdetective:
“ amithereal:
“ grimbark-entity:
“ horatioandalice:
“ birdsbirds:
“ deviantbirds:
“ What is going on here??
”
birds
birds is what is going on
”
WIGGLY OWLS
”
[OWL INTENSIFIES]
”
WHAT IS ON THAT...](https://66.media.tumblr.com/f3fef5489cc4752de4104995b0d6f69a/tumblr_mz29cwxbVm1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
gallifreyanconsultingdetective:
What is going on here??
birds
birds is what is going onWIGGLY OWLS
[OWL INTENSIFIES]
WHAT IS ON THAT PHONE
THIS IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING I IMAGINED
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All hail to that hacker and may he stay safe!
All I can think of is when someone made that video of Vladimir Putin singing the “I like dicks” song
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