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239 notes5 years ago

Knowledge is power

yourplayersaidwhat:

Me, an artificer with less than great ideas and an untested weapon: “How many books can I take?”

DM: “Uhhh like 5, why?”

Me, taking the books: “Gotta fire something from my cannon, right?”

DM, in visible pain: “I’m sorry what”

Me: “Those who say ‘sticks and stones… have obviously never had a dictionary flying at them at terminal velocity’”

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3,750 notes5 years ago
also some crayons and a kids menu for our terrible childi couldn't decide what the bartender should look like so i just drew jeff bridgesactually where did ling get that jacket it definitely wasn't his initiallytranslates to: 'if lost return to lan fan'now he knows how pride feels

humming-doodles:

humming-fly:

I don’t think there’s a much more awkward situation to find yourself in than “eternally underaged”

Bonus:

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7,084 notes5 years ago

your-url-is-problematic:

churchyardgrim:

“if you’re not angry you’re not paying attention” used to be such a powerful phrase but now it’s more accurate to say “if you’re not angry you’re probably exhausted by 5+ years of Panic Outrage Mode and are nearing the limit of your emotional range for reacting to this shit”

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lolita-wardrobe:

Shipping Status Update: Your Highness 【-💂✙-The Vow-✙💂-】 Series

◆ All orders will be ready for shipping in early or middle April :)
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760 notes5 years ago
finalvortex:
“ k25ff:
“According to my weather app, I’m in for an indescribable few days.
”
🎜 oh the weather outside is ██████ ♪
”

finalvortex:

k25ff:

According to my weather app, I’m in for an indescribable few days.

🎜 oh the weather outside is ██████ ♪

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40,275 notes5 years ago
payeehay:
“ 108echoes:
“ derinthemadscientist:
“ great-tweets:
“wait WHAT
”
Wait, so… does -copter come *from* helicopter?
”
Yep! This is called rebracketing. Another famous example would be “-burger”: the original food item is named after the German...

payeehay:

108echoes:

derinthemadscientist:

great-tweets:

wait WHAT

Wait, so… does -copter come *from* helicopter? 

Yep! This is called rebracketing. Another famous example would be “-burger”: the original food item is named after the German city, [Hamburg]+[er], but got semantically reinterpreted as [ham]+[burger]. Now it’s used as a suffix indicating a type of sandwich.

#language is made up and nothing is real (via @gallusrostromegalus)

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251,951 notes5 years ago

bobbulb:

Marvel: “Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history”


Me:

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