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33,503 notes5 years ago
In keeping up with the current trends of the information age, and as a way to further our portfolio’s dividends, the Gearholder Foundation© is proud to announce that it currently owns 1 Tumblcoin, the future of meme currency.

In keeping up with the current trends of the information age, and as a way to further our portfolio’s dividends, the Gearholder Foundation© is proud to announce that it currently owns 1 Tumblcoin, the future of meme currency.

15 notes5 years ago
z3r0returns:
“ illeopardo-blog:
“tyrannosaurus skeleton casts mounted in a mating position, jurassic museum of asturias
” ”

z3r0returns:

illeopardo-blog:

tyrannosaurus skeleton casts mounted in a mating position, jurassic museum of asturias

image

Originally posted by fronchoniondop

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33,960 notes5 years ago

lesbriian:

entschuldigung-420:

lesbriian:

We need a disney princess who’s a top!!!!!!

Mulan

you know what you’re absolutely right, post cancelled

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200,267 notes5 years ago

letmesleepy:

sassacrusher:

no phrase opens your third eye like “dad egbert is warriormale” does

O H  M Y  G O D

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7,973 notes5 years ago
murrkrow:
“ moxperidot:
“ murrkrow:
“where’s she goin!
”
to commit crimes
”
rb to support her various felonies
”

murrkrow:

moxperidot:

murrkrow:

where’s she goin!

to commit crimes

rb to support her various felonies

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37,357 notes5 years ago
the-real-ted-cruz:
“ multiplegenredisorder:
“ martunamajor:
“ unlimitedtrashworks:
“ legalizevore:
“my dad guillermo laying it out
”
His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the smallest morsel, even if...

the-real-ted-cruz:

multiplegenredisorder:

martunamajor:

unlimitedtrashworks:

legalizevore:

my dad guillermo laying it out

His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the smallest morsel, even if you are starving

shit how did I completely miss the point of this part

Also, his eyes aren’t in his head. They’re in his hands. He only sees what he reaches for, what he desires, what he wants.

image

what level of woke

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397,534 notes5 years ago
robertdejesus:
“Made a simple Mort3mer gif.
”

robertdejesus:

Made a simple Mort3mer gif.

1,418 notes5 years ago
starmanjrblog:
“Carrot’s fox friend, his name is Renard.
”

starmanjrblog:

Carrot’s fox friend, his name is Renard.

606 notes5 years ago

belinsky:

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#in honour of they very much did kill jesus day

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1,164,820 notes5 years ago