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(via funfetti-cakke)

when you die you go to the big LAN party in the sky
Jesus Christ I can feel the H E A T just looking at this e _e
(Source: babyface, via pencil-rebagels)
pee pee on salami. call that salapee.
do you take advice
Yes
Ok
Thank you
Thank you
(via polyglotplatypus)
Okay, roll for boner. I’m kidding. I’M KIDDING! DO NOT.
— The DM to the horny sorcerer upon seeing the gunslinger use her weapons for the first time. (via yourplayersaidwhat)
(via blaruu)
via reddit.com
Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 and the chipmunks
(via silver-tongues-blog)






















