sometipsygnostalgic:

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11,538 notes1 year ago

Anonymous: what's a salmonella


beetledrink:

god nerfing cookie dough

17,336 notes1 year ago

*Player makes any choice*                                                                          GM:

thegmsighs:

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4,273 notes1 year ago

roryomolly:

roryomolly:

jessie’s girl has got it goin on

you know i wish that i had stacy’s mom

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38,072 notes1 year ago

mkbuster:

ironscrewy:

Roach dump

help tbh

bug waifu <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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2,376 notes1 year ago

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10,153 notes1 year ago

collegehumor:

The 10 WORST Dealbreakers on a First Date Illustrated by Sarah Benkin AKA peppermintmonster

More articles about the perils of dating:

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73,718 notes1 year ago

crustybagelbites:

ratfilms:

crustybagelbites:

crustybagelbites:

Lets bring back 2007-2010 era emoticons cuz life was so much easier when we all showed exactly how we were feeling =3=“

god the tags on this post are so pure

2018 IS THE YEAR YOU DO WHATEVER YOU WANT FUCK CRINGE CULTURE!!  \(>0<)/

i would agree with this but the person who posted this has a homestuck icon therefore the post is invalid

I peed your moms pants last night Loser

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21,417 notes1 year ago
yeoldenews:
“ 1. Garland Ironmonger is the best name I’ve ever seen.
2. I looked Mr. Ironmonger up and it turns out he grew up to be an honest to god fighter pilot.
3. COLONEL Ironmonger flew F-86 Sabres.
4. Garland Ironmonger: Sabrejet Pilot sounds...

yeoldenews:

1. Garland Ironmonger is the best name I’ve ever seen.

2. I looked Mr. Ironmonger up and it turns out he grew up to be an honest to god fighter pilot.

3. COLONEL Ironmonger flew F-86 Sabres.

4. Garland Ironmonger: Sabrejet Pilot sounds like something straight out of a bad 70s sci-fi novel that I would totally read.

(source: The Newport News Daily Press, December 15, 1936.)

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27,816 notes1 year ago

exoheretic:

redsatinsheets:

idk if men know this but


if you have to beg a girl into saying yes, it’s not consensual. if you make a girl feel bad for not wanting to have sex with you to the point where she says yes, it’s not consensual. if you have to trick a girl into saying yes, it’s not consensual.

so many fucking men in the comments saying “guess i haven’t ever had consensual sex then lol”

yeah. you haven’t, you rapist fucking creep

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145,457 notes1 year ago