nickfan1: The people want to know Gear. Why does W.I.T.C.H give you war flashbacks? I will ride your ass on this.

Ten Important Outfits Everybody Should Own:
• Feral Boy Scout
• Deep South Priest With a Terrible Secret
• Lumberjack Druid
• 80s Punk Librarian
• Tropical Detective
• Mushroom Wizard
• High Fashion Diesel Mechanic
• Eldritch Quarterback
• I’m Playing Marty McFly in a Porn Parody of Back to the Future Directed by David Lynch
• 70s NASA Gay
(via timurmurtazin)
the best joke scp is the one where the scp itself is just typical mediocre normal scp fare (dark matter bracelet that kills people) but the joke is that the scientists behave like scp community members instead of actual scientists

















