shaiza:

tilthat:

TIL that exposure to semen promotes feelings of bonding between jizzer and jizzipient

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You really gonna uh

Say them words just like that huh

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captainsnoop:

you ever think about how small the switch is

like the majority of the system’s mass is the 720p screen on it 

like, behind the screen, this is the Nintendo Switch

that’s it. thats all thats in there more or less 

that shit, less than a centimeter thick, is more powerful than an xbox 360. the massive hunk of loud shit that dominated all our living rooms for nearly a decade. 

this thing runs Doom. 

technology is cool. 

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o5verthinking:

dr-0-shadow:

scpfamradio:

dr-0-shadow:

scpfamradio:

o5verthinking:

some-kind-of-sneaky-witch-thief:

foundation member: uhh O5 council members aren’t supposed to interact with scps

O5 about to invent the thaumiel class: oh, you haven’t heard?

This is slander

This is canon.

There is no canon.

O5 about to invent the canon: oh, you haven’t heard?

Different O5s, holding other canons: dude really we were first

Anyone in this thread smoke weed

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