oak23:

zennim:

witch-with-a-dick:

oak23:

Mattel: Barbie has had numerous careers over the years

Me: but not…. Assassin

barbies definitely been an asassin. she just doesnt tell people so she can keep her friends safe

what kind of profession allows and demand the changing to multiple careers?

barbie have always been an assassin, all other jobs were just cover and disguises 

Y'all are right. It explains why Jem and Bratz are dead.

(via timurmurtazin)

gazebros:

ily: i love you

ilysm: i love you so much

hmambagtsukgmmhbjdywtsukon: hey me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker give me my hat back jordan do you want to see uncle kracker or no

(via crunchie-roll)