If there’s a heaven, it’d better involve stepping in and having all the pets you’ve ever owned already there waiting, losing their shit because they’re happy you’re home
I’m not crying you’re crying
(Source: reddit.com, via eric-coldfire)
I hate that bugs don’t take fall damage
How I knock a spider off the ceiling and that shit hit the ground and start running
insanelyfriendlybear: The more cute girls you claim are your daughters, the more likely it will be that I'm going to be your son-in-law


the-map-community-is-dangerous:
free him
he’s doing better than American Justice system
The hero we’ve literally always asked for.
Not all heroes wear capes.

Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots (2008)
To this day this is the single most popular post I’ve ever made on Tumblr and I’m both proud and shamed of this
(via clairclairsky)







