hoork:

tastefullyoffensive:

Paras is lovely this time of year.

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nostalgiicghosst:

shimmerangels:

theorangedeath:

allosexuals: If I were asexual I’d get so much more done!

me: *re-watching avatar the last airbender for 27 hours*

who has said that like ever

i can’t do anything cus all of the pussy im eatin 24/7

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Running Curse of Strahd

yourplayersaidwhat:

Druid, “What’s a Burgomaster?”

Blood mage, “He masters the Burg.”

Dm (Me), “Pretty much.”

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retroredpanda:

I love Arin

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Barbarian: I’ve heard a few bards perform; most of them were not very good.

Bard: oh those aren’t real bards. Some idiots think that knowing 4 chords on the lyre makes one a bard.

Barbarian: Most of them only sang this song called “Wondrous Wall”

3,600 notes1 year ago

drunken confessions

outofcontextdnd:

Sorcerer, drunk: No one’s ever gonna love meeee…

Druid, also drunk: Not true, I l…appreciate you!

Paladin: Alcohol counts as a poison for lay-on-hands, right?

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down-with-terfscum:

chatterwhiskers:

kitsiyo:

kitsiyo:

Buzz from the Honey Nut Cheerios box is a trans guy

look

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He’s got a stinger, and only the worker bees have those. And what are all of the worker bees? Female.

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Males do not have stingers. But it’s clear Buzz is portrayed as a boy. My conclusion? A happy trans dude living life and eating cereal.

Thank u for your time

this is an excellent observation but I’d like to add: bees don’t fall into the same gender binary as we have in western culture. There isn’t just male/female.

as you’ve shown here, there’s workers, drones, and a queen. the queen is obviously the female, the drones are males, but … worker bees are a little different. since science is a broad, highly flawed, and extremely cisnormative field, researchers looked at worker bees and basically went “well, there’s boys and there’s girls, and these bees can’t impregnate the queen, so They Must Be Girls!”

In reality, they are technically neither. Since they’re bees, they don’t care what we think and it doesn’t bother them, but in human terms, worker bees are technically nonbinary.

or, rather, non-bee-nary :)

so to summarize with what everyone else has added, Barry B Benson, every bee in the Bee Movie, Buzz the Cheerios bee, and just about every bee in pop culture that is a worker bee is nonbinary.

I FUCKING LOVE THAT

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insanelyfriendlybear: How big is your dick?


Big enough that I can’t cook properly while havin a boner

7 notes1 year ago

morthils:

ineffablewitch:

forest-of-books:

ayellowbirds:

monstersdownthepath:

vonbaghager:

A faerie introduces himself. Then, holding out a hand, asks, “And your name, please?”

And, like a fool, you give it to him.

I got asked for clarification on this (but can’t reblog that particular post cuz on mobile), which I’m more than happy to provide.

In this post, a faerie is asking for ‘your’ name. The way he is wording it, however, and the accompanying beckoning motion, makes it seem as though he is asking for you to physically hand your name over. Which, because of how some faeries operate, he is.

In this instance, saying your name aloud to the fae would be literally giving your name over to him, the exact consequences of which are left up to the imagination–usually, a fae even knowing your name gives it some measure of power over you, but giving something your name would likely let it completely take over your life.

In this instance, the wording you want to use is something like “I will not give you my name, but I will tell you that it’s [name].” Alternately, you can just lie to him.

Might i suggest the less direct yet still name-preserving “you may call me…”? It dodges the request while still giving an answer of a name, which does not even have to be yours, but any name you feel like telling the fae they can use to refer to you. I would recommend “Ainsel”.

Glad Tumblr is still dispensing useful real-life tips

catch me straight up handign over my birth certificate fae’d be doin a better job at my life than me

“yeah go ahead and take it from here lol good luck”

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