ee-3:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

the-bitch-of-izalith:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

typhlosionns:

shit-lizard:

dnd idea: an 8-ball but it has a d20 in it so you have to shake it and the d20 rises out of the murky liquid to decide your fate

Good news I found the exact opposite object

yall. every magic 8 ball already has always had a d20 inside.

It doesn’t have the numbers on it though so you can’t use it for dnd

thats quitter talk

ME: I try to jump over the gap
DM: Roll for acrobatics
8 ball: Not likely
DM: you take 97 damage and die

(Source: dead-constelllations, via endarkculi)

lumnch:

lumnch:

lumnch:

lumnch:

You can teach a man to fish

you are allowed to teach a man to fish

Just feel free!

But so help me god if I catch a single one of you fuckers leading a horse to water

(Source: moved-to-lumnch, via kitana-coldfire)

polyglotplatypus:

polyglotplatypus:

a friend sending me a total banger to listen to and then letting me get really into it only to later be forced to reveal to me its from some trashy hentai is quite literally in my top 10 anime betrayals

no tom i dont care if “the animation in episode 2 gets super cool and trippy you wouldve liked it”, there are no excuses for letting me enjoy a song made for some “ass vampire” anime. fuck you

Adrien, dude,

(via timurmurtazin)