voicelines:

Cursed

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29,004 notes1 year ago

turnon-thebrightlights:

norwayspruce:

turnon-thebrightlights:

turnon-thebrightlights:

norwayspruce:

advanced-procrastination:

rayb1rd:

Kicked out of the Garden of Eden

Eve:

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I hate this. I fucking hate this. This is essentially a fucking hieroglyphic. I see that picture and I immediately hear a combination of sounds in my head with a very specific and comprehendable meaning. Like, I hear it. It’s not even a fucking video, its a still fucking picture but I hear it and know exactly what the OP was trying to convey because this picture has a word inherently attached to it

Anyway that’s not what hieroglyphics are. Egyptian hieroglyphics were letters they were just fancy letters

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So whatever this person is talking about they can’t even be a nerd correctly

Way to be an #antijokechicken nick

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I’m bringing it back

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272,020 notes1 year ago

yourplayersaidwhat:

Rogue: I’ll use connection to make sure the arrow hits.

GM: Your connection skill is to get to know the criminal underclass in a new town. It’s not for fighting.

Rogue: Aww… but I’ve got charisma for days, can’t I just say “Hey, what’s an arrow like you doing in a body like this?”

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1,252 notes1 year ago
bampshi:
“HELLA PUMPED
”

bampshi:

HELLA PUMPED

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12,161 notes1 year ago
fuckingfancyfucker:
“ pengintoppa:
“john is so done with everything i love it
”
Did this happen before or after John befriending Roxy, because:
”
after

fuckingfancyfucker:

pengintoppa:

john is so done with everything i love it

Did this happen before or after John befriending Roxy, because:

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after

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6,090 notes1 year ago
cryptid-creations:
“  Happy super bowl everyone! Have a Superb Owl.
Huehhhhhh
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cryptid-creations:

Happy super bowl everyone! Have a Superb Owl.

Huehhhhhh

Daily Book and Prints available at: http://ForgePublishing.com/shop

For full res WIPs, art, videos and more: https://www.patreon.com/piperdraws

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920 notes1 year ago

ways to be intimate without sex

yookduk:

  • watch naruto
  • watch the naruto movies
  • read naruto
  • watch naruto amvs
  • cosplay naruto and sasuke together
  • listen to the naruto soundtrack
  • write naruto fan fiction

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56,966 notes1 year ago

steveman:

daisenseiben:

In this strip, a young woman accidentally discovers her dad can slay pussy if he wants.

Have you see her mom?

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1,859 notes1 year ago

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8,073 notes1 year ago
hibrid56:
“woof
”

hibrid56:

woof

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2,643 notes1 year ago